Villain Retirement



"What do you guys think about that two...?"

"They sound crazy. You really think they're from the Unknown?"

"Did you see how that one made himself smaller to fit on the ship?"

"...And what's with the other one who looks like us? She said she's not, but she obviously is- I don't know any other race with our features."

The people who 'rescued' Miss Pepondosovich and Riley were discussing by themselves while glancing several times at them from time to time - they were whispering, but Riley and Miss Pepondosovich could still hear everything.

Miss Pepondosovich did not seem to mind at all, however, as she had already made herself at home, even grabbing some drinks from the refrigerator and offering some to Riley as she owned it.

"Wait... do you think she might be from Viaje?" The Tondions also did not seem to mind that she was doing that, however, as they were more than busy thinking of all sorts of theories. They only smiled at Miss Pepondosovich when she tried to offer their own drinks to them.

"The Viaje...?" They all turned to Miss Pepondosovich again to look at her from head to toe, "Pft, the Viaje are 2 meters tall and-"

"Right...? You thinking what I'm thinking?" The Tondions all widened their eyes as they continued to stare at Miss Pepondosovich, "Maybe she also shrunk herself...?"

"...But why would the tall queens do that? They're tall... and super sexy... ooh... I wonder what it would be like to-wait. They are supposed to be sexy...

...This Miss Pepondosovich is not. I mean, her thighs are really nice and thick, but aside from that-"

"Okay, I think that's enough talking about us," Miss Pepondosovich loudly slammed the bottle she was holding on the table, causing the ship to slightly move when she did so, "Where are we heading again?"

"...We're heading to meet the other members of the Order of Everything."

"Okay, this is getting ridiculous even for me - Order of Everything?" Miss Pepondosovich raised an eyebrow as she looked at Rhys, "Are you hearing what I'm hearing, Riri? They created an organization to battle the Order of Nothing... and named it the Order of Everything."

"Hm," Riley nodded, "I envy their naming sense, Miss Pepondosovich."

"What do you-Ack! You should take this more seriously, Riri," Miss Pepondosovich pinched the bridge of her nose before quietly whispering, "There's literally someone here parading with your villain name, and he leads the Order of Nothing...? Do you still not know which clone this could be?"

"I have no idea, Miss Pepondosovich," Riley shook his head, "After all, my clones could create other clones - albeit each time weaker than the last."

"That-"

"What are the two of you whispering about...?" And before Miss Pepondosovich and Riley could continue their conversation, the Tondions approached them with their eyes squinted and their bunny ears pointing at them.

"What? You guys are allowed to whisper amongst yourselves, but we can't?" Miss Pepondosovich crossed her arms.

"...This is our ship."

"Who cares about that," Miss Pepondosovich harrumphed, "This Order of Everything of yours, how big is it?"

"There... are only a few of us... about only 200 million."

"...I suppose that is small if you consider these guys really were unaffected when the gods all escaped from the Domain of the Gods, Riri," Miss Pepondosovich looked at Riley, "Your sister and any of the others never bothered to go through the Unknown?"

"They do not have the same luck as you do, Miss Pepondosovich," Riley shook his head, "They could probably spend thousands of years, and they would not even be able to find the planet that we only accidentally happened upon."

"...I guess that makes sense too," Miss Pepondosovich let out a small but very deep sigh as she placed her hands on her waist, "Why am I so useful?"

"Hm," Riley nodded.

"...These people are crazy," the Tondions all looked at each other, "Maybe we should just leave them somewhere here?"

"They might actually even be spies of the Order of Nothing - think about it. How are they still even alive when the entire planet was blown away?"

"Well... considering they look completely unharmed when they were floating in the expanse of space and even when we hit them, they're very durable."

And once again, the tondions huddled up right in front of Miss Pepondosovich and Riley; their whispers, easily heard by the two.

[Approaching ship, please state your intent.]

Soon, however, they exited hyperspeed as a voice resounded across their ship. The tondion who seemed to be their captain quickly rushed toward the terminal to answer the voice.

"This is Ship Atreus. Code B12 dash 66 dash AB dash 9771. Requesting to enter Everywhere."

[Standby...

...permission to dock, granted. Welcome back, Ship Atreus. We detect more people on your ship, are they survivors?]

"Well..." The captain glanced back at Miss Pepondosovich and Riley, who approached the windows of the ship to look at the view,

"...It's a little hard to explain."

"Woah, look at this place, Riri," Miss Pepondosovich's ears perked up as the place called Everywhere reflected in her eyes, "Isn't that..."

"An arm of a Messenger," Riley blinked a couple of times as he saw the gigantic arm in the distance; cities, each built on top of the fingers' tips, "Interesting."

"Maybe we should have brought someone with us," Miss Pepondosovich placed her palms on the window. There weren't only cities on the arm, it was also filled with fauna and large trees which made it look like a floating paradise out of nowhere, "It's weird - no? We discovered the multiverse first rather than these things, entirely separate civilizations unaffected by

what's happening...

...I suppose it's like when your planet had already reached the moon, and yet still hasn't fully explored your world's oceans."

"...Messenger? Our universe disappearing?" The tondions all looked at Riley and Miss

Pepondosovich, "What are you guys talking about?"

"It's better for you to live without knowing," Miss Pepondosovich waved her hands, "Are we supposed to meet anyone here, or what?"

"You will be registered as refugees... since you are the only ones to survive the deletion of Planet Sephol," the tondions' ears lowered as they said that.

"Technically, we're not from the planet," Miss Pepondosovich let out a small but very deep sigh, "We were just stopping there before continuing on."

"...Hm," the tondions' ears lowered even further.

"You made them sad, Miss Pepondosovich," Riley shook his head in disappointment.

"Wh—I'm only stating facts since I don't want to lie to them," Miss Pepondosovich pointed

at Riley, "We"

And before Miss Pepondosovich finished her words, the ship successfully docked; with the doors quickly opening and several people roughly the same size as the tondions entered the ship while pushing a couple of stretchers.

"Where... are the refugees?" And almost immediately, they tried to look for anyone injured, only to see everyone inside the ship just standing there healthily.

"It's... them," the tondions all pointed at Miss Pepondosovich and Riley, who looked even cleaner than the owners of the ship.

The medical team could really only look at each other for a few seconds, before still ultimately rushing toward Miss Pepondosovich and Riley; carrying them and then placing

them on the stretcher.

"Emergency! The patients might have suffered internal trauma!"

"Wait, no!" And before the tondions could say anything else, Miss Pepondosovich and Riley just let themselves be dragged away into beds, "S... someone follow them for the procedure!"

"Wow, look at this place, Riri..." Miss Pepondosovich looked around, leaning her head up to look at the surroundings only for the medical team to push her head down, "...It's sort of

beautiful, no?"

"Hm..." Riley also leaned his head to look at the place - and it truly did look beautiful. It reminded him of the aesthetic of the Evaniel's ship, but more organic. There were large glass domes above their heads, long bridges and walkways surrounded by trees. Riley initially thought that his part of the universe was more advanced, but perhaps they were about equal? But then again, the themarians have already successfully melded their technology with nature that it almost looked like magic.

And very soon, he and Miss Pepondosovich were brought to a place that seemed to be the trauma bay; considering how many people there were moaning in pain, and all the medical staff were just endlessly running around.

"Check them for any internal traumas! Someone injected some fluids into these two!"

"W...woah," Miss Pepondosovich could not help but almost chuckle as she was pulled to another bed. Someone then rushed toward her, slightly raising her arm before injecting a syringe into her... or not, as the needle just completely bent.

"W...what the? I can't pierce this tondion's skin!"

"S...same here!" The medical staff surrounding Riley also started panicking as they couldn't

insert a syringe on him, "Their... their skins are so hard!"

"...I'm kinda starting to feel bad, Riri," Miss Pepondosovich turned her head toward Riley,

"...Maybe we should get up now?"

"Hm..." Riley squinted his eyes as he remained on the bed,

"...So, this is what it feels like to be normal."

"Are you seriously thinking about that right now!?"

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