Jiang ”Bully” Xiaoman (1)
Now that Jiang Xiaoman had promised the system to save it from misery, she had to get to work.
But she needed to research how exactly she was supposed to save it.
For Xiaoman, making Yu Qingshi cry was a big problem.
She could already handle the other kids. For example, Ye Jiajia: snatch her stuff, and she would cry. For Zhang Xinhua: snatch his snacks, and he would cry.
There were all kinds of weird methods, although they were just variations of snatching their stuff at the end of the day.
But Yu Qingshi was different.
Sometimes when she had a task from the system, Yu Qingshi would cry for apparently no reason.
Other times, she would try as hard as she could to make him cry, but he still wouldn’t cry.
It was very troublesome.
Xiaoman had a headache.
This morning, she snatched Yu Qingshi’s snacks.
He rarely brought snacks to school, but today he brought some, and they were all the chocolates that she loved to eat so much.
On the one hand, the system gave the tasks, and on the other hand, she really wanted to eat too. Her inner devil and desire defeated her.
After snatching them, Jiang Xiaoman immediately opened the wrappings and stuffed them in her mouth. She purposely showed a smug and impudent attitude and mumbled, “I… I’ve snatched your chokoleit1, wanna cry?”
Yu Qingshi looked at her coldly and shook his head.
His chocolate was snatched, but he didn’t want to cry at all. Seeing her smug face made him very angry, but he didn’t want to cry.
Anyways, if Xiaoman didn’t eat it, Zhang Xinhua would eat it. There was no difference for Yu Qingshi.
So, in the end, Yu Qingshi didn’t cry. But Zhang Xinhua cried for a whole lesson.
Zhang Xinhua thought that he was the most frightening little bully in the kindergarten, but Jiang Xiaoman was worse! She snatched the thing he wanted to snatch! She was terrible!
Jiang Xiaoman felt half happy and half defeated. She put her hands on her waist and loudly said, “You just don’t understand the greatness of candies yet. When I continue to snatch your candies tomorrow, you’re gonna want to cry!”
The chocolate was delicious. Xiaoman still wanted to eat them.
So on the next day, she went to snatch his chocolates again.
She put them in her mouth and taunted him again. Yu Qingshi just silently took out more snacks from the compartment under his desk and gave them to her. “Eat slowly.”
“……”
Yu Qingshi brought her so many candies and chocolates!
Yu Qingshi was a good kid!
His candies were making her conscience uneasy!
Jiang Xiaoman already ate his food, so now she classified Yu Qingshi as one of her own people. Since he was her own, then she must protect him.
Zhang Xinhua, who caught a whiff of food during the break, came to snatch some snacks. But as soon as he opened his mouth, Jiang Xiaoman pushed him away.
“You’re not allowed to snatch his food anymore!”
Zhang Xinhua’s behavior looked very unpleasant in Jiang Xiaoman’s eyes now.
Just because Yu Qingshi had always stayed silent didn’t mean that Zhang Xinhua could always bully him! Look at his thin arms and legs! Meanwhile, Zhang Xinhua was so pudgy. Zhang Xinhua must’ve eaten all his food. That was why Yu Qingshi was so thin!
Jiang Xiaoman had to protect him.
Zhang Xinhua opened his mouth wide and then quietly wiped his tears.
He said angrily, “Why? Why are you allowed to snatch them, but I can’t?”
“He and I are friends.”
“He and I are friends, too.”
“It’s different.” Xiaoman fell into a logical conundrum; she couldn’t give a proper explanation. But children were capable of causing trouble without a proper reason.
She loudly said, “Anyways, you can’t snatch his things! If you do, I’m going to beat you up!”
Jiang “Kindergarten Overlord” Xiaoman. So horrible! She actually wanted to beat someone up!
Zhang Xinhua also became very angry and rolled his sleeves up, “Fine! If you hit me, then I’ll hit you back! You can’t defeat me!”
He was white and fat, the kind that Jiang Xiumei liked the most. Xiaoman would definitely not be able to defeat him.
She didn’t actually want to fight him.
“I’m not going to fight you. I can’t win against you,” Jiang Xiaoman honestly said. “I’ll let my uncle come to fight you.”
“……”
Zhang Xinhua was taken aback and finally remembered who Jiang Xiaoman’s uncle was.
Wasn’t he the man that came there with a fierce lion statue last time? Was he going to be like that lion, opening his mouth wide and swallowing one kid with every gulp?
Whoa, so scary!
“Waaah!” Zhang Xinhua was shocked to tears by his imagination.
Jiang Xiaoman stared blankly, wondering why the little fat guy who was still very fierce just now suddenly cried.
But well, if you want to cry, then cry. Who there hadn’t cried at least a few times? She had long been used to it.
There was just one problem she didn’t understand.
“Brother System, why aren’t you giving me any tasks?” Then she could’ve earned points for making Zhang Xinhua cry.
It had forgotten. It had been added recently because of its anger.
It went silent and did not say anything.
Xiaoman was also too ashamed to bully Yu Qingshi again. It was impossible to make him cry anymore. The only one who would cry was probably the system.
The system started to lose its temper again.
It kept talking about how miserable it was, about how Xiaoman was the only one who could save it from its suffering and hoping that she would have a conscience.
Jiang Xiaoman had no choice but to continue figuring out a way.
She really couldn’t make Yu Qingshi cry, so she could only discuss it with him so he would cry by himself.
Footnote:
1. In the raws, she uses words that sound similar to chocolate but not really the ones usually used for chocolate. Probably because she’s busy chewing.
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