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Chapter 900: A Unique Way To Become A God

Actually, there were quite a few police officers who opposed me entering the school based on the mental patient’s request.

“There’s currently a teacher and seven students being held hostage. If another student gets added…”

“Yeah, we should mobilize the anti-terrorism special operations to deal with emergencies, haven’t they been training for several years already?”

“The problem is that they are mentally ill, not terrorists. Mentally ill people don’t think logically. The anti-terrorism team has no experience in dealing with mentally ill people, so what if it backfires and causes them to blow up everything?”

Among the officers present, Officer Ma had the second highest position. When he heard that I volunteered to rescue the hostages, he fought against the others opinions and took all the responsibility on himself to support my actions.

“I’m not helping you.” Officer Ma reminded me, “It’s just that under the current circumstances, I decided that this was the best solution. You seem to be very confident in being able to convince those mentally ill people.”

I don’t even know where my confidence came from. Maybe after seeing Fang Xin’s level of mental illness, other mental patients didn’t seem like a problem to me anymore.

Now back to the present. The white suit of the Seven Heroes of Dong Shan asked me what calculations Fang Xin wanted to achieve by using me in the formula, and how could they use it to defeat Fang Xin.

How would I know? That should be high-level mathematics related to chaos mathematics. If I understood chaos mathematics, do you think I would still attend middle school?

I had no choice but to use the Happy Science theories that Professor Bai taught and use it to fool them.

“Fang Xin believes that as long as he collects enough intelligence, he can calculate the outcome. He does it for both trivial matters as well as important matters… I may have been regarded by him as a component to determine the outcome.”

It seems that Fang Xin regards me as an indispensable element to defeat Ai ShuQiao and obtain maximum benefits. However, that information can’t be told to the Seven Heroes of Dong Shan, and even if I did tell them, it’s probably not the answer they want.

“What outcome does Fang Xin want?” White suit frowned, “Isn’t he satisfied with being the ruler of Dong Shan Mental Hospital? Does he also want to conquer Deshengmen in Beijing, Hexagonal Pavilion in Hubei, Longquan Mountains in Liuzhou… to become the king of the mental patients and dominate the country?”

White suit seemed to have listed locations that contained famous mental hospitals. I really don’t understand what’s so good about the title of ‘king of mental patients’.

“Fang Xin wants to become a god.” Xiao Qin suddenly said brainlessly.

“Be a god, no one in our hospital has ascended to godhood for a long time…”

Sideburns tossed the dying cigarette butt to the ground and stamped it out. He held up a lighter in his left hand to replace the cigarette and will potentially use that as ignition for the gas tank.

“Yeah, there was someone who cultivated to the Nascent Soul stage 300 years ago, but he failed to overcome his tribulation.”

The speaker was ‘Tanghulu costs ￥2 a skewer’.

The white suit snorted with disdain, “I’ve told that person a long time ago that it’s unreliable to ascend by touching a switch. He didn’t believe it, and in the end he was destroyed.”

“Fang Xin is different from them.” Xiao Qin stood up from her seat and said seriously, “Fang Xin has learned from the failures of his predecessors and summed up a set of effective methods for ascension. Fang Xin is no longer satisfied with being the king of mental patients in the human world, he will ascend to the immortal world.”

The class leader, who was racking her brains to save everyone, was about to say something, but was interrupted by Xiao Qin’s weird train of thought.

“Air cushion…” Gong CaiCai still hasn’t recovered from the shock and shame, and her method of self-protection was also quite strange.

“I see.” Xiao Qin’s nonsensical theory was easily accepted by white suit, “Then tell me what role Ye Lin plays in Fang Xin’s path to becoming a god.”

“Ye Lin classmate is one of the four guardians that Fang Xin needs during the ceremony to become a god.” Xiao Qin said, “Ye Lin classmate’s fate is the ‘Azure Dragon’ and he will guard the east. Fang Xin will only successfully ascend by finding all four guardians.”

“This is good material for writing a novel…” Little Smart took a piece of paper and started writing quickly.

“I’m hungry…” Loud Mouth now regretted not leaving the classroom earlier.

“I brought snacks.” Xiao Qin kindly took out some fruit snacks and gave it to Loud Mouth. Although the fruit snacks aids digestion and may make you hungrier if you eat it on an empty stomach, Loud Mouth still happily accepted it.

“It won’t be a problem if there’s food and I can continue watching the show.”

After listening to Xiao Qin’s nonsense, Bai Suiyi showed a shocked expression as if he was enlightened: “Do you need to find a protector? It turns out that the guy from Qincheng Second Hospital was right…”

After listening to Xiao Qin’s gibberish, white suit showed a shocked expression as if he was enlightened: “So he needs to find his guardians? It turns out that the guy from the Qin Cheng Hospital was right…”

I already knew it was another mental hospital without even asking. It seemed that mental patients were really keen on exchanging ways to ascend, and that someone’s theory coincided with Xiao Qin’s nonsense.

“No, something’s wrong here.” Xiao Li said, “If four guardians are needed, it’s impossible for Fang Xin’s calculation to only include Ye Lin’s name. Where are the other three people?”

“Probably… haven’t found them yet.” Teacher Yu replied while trembling. As a teacher, he actually participated in such a retarded discussion, which made the class leader cover her face and sigh.

“Hmph, hmph, hmph.” Xiao Qin coldly snorted three times, then her face darkened, and she pointed at ‘I control my fate’, ‘Tanghulu costs ￥2 a skewer’, and ‘Lolicon No. 3’ among the Seven Heroes of Dong Shan, then she framed them:

“They are the three guardians that Fang Xin have already found, Black Tortoise, Vermilion Bird, and White Tiger. Ye Lin classmate is the last person Fang Xin needs, but he’s the traitor among the four of you.”

“Nonsense, why would we help Fang Xin.”

“Yeah, there’s no benefit in helping Fang Xin.”

“Although it’s true that I like White Tiger, being a protector for Fang Xin is an entirely different matter.”

Of course, those three people refused to admit it.

Xiao Qin had already prepared for this: “Of course there are benefits. As the saying goes: If one person ascends, then even a chicken and a dog can go with him. If you becomes a guardian for Fang Xin, then you can ascend to heaven together. Ye Lin is reluctant to do so because he’s fondly attached to the mortal world, so he refuses to be Fang Xin’s guardian and ascend with him.”

“So it’s true.” After hearing what Xiao Qin said, Xiao Li was heartbroken. He shouted out loud and knocked ‘Tanghulu costs ￥2 a skewer’ down in one hit.

“You told me a long time ago that you live each day like a year and don’t have any attachments to the mortal world, right? So it turns out that you already agreed to ascend with Fang Xin. Have you forgotten the vows we made to each other?”

No way, did I find another gay guy like Peng TouSi. Even the BL author, Little Smart, also said that reality is too bizarre and couldn’t accept it.

“How could it be the two of them? They don’t match at all. They aren’t cute together at all.”

Xiao Li struck ‘Tanghulu costs ￥2 a skewer’ another time, then beat up ‘I control my fate’ until he vomited and fell to his knees.

‘Lolicon No. 3’ was luckier. Xiao Li suffered from his intermittent facial recognition at the last moment and beat another one of their accomplices unconscious as Lolicon No. 3 ran behind white suit and finally escaped.

The person who was mistaken for Lolicon No. 3 and beaten was a pointy-headed guy with a weak sense of presence. Professor Bai accidentally omitted it when he sent the information about the Seven Heroes of Dong Shan. Later, he told me in the reissued message that this guy claimed to be ‘immortal’, but he was knocked down with one punch and it felt like he wasn’t worthy of his name.

The situation suddenly changed, and Xiao Qin’s nonsense caused the mentally ill people to start fighting among themselves. In an instant, three of them fell to the ground, leaving only four people standing, white suit, Xiao Li, Lolicon No. 3, and sideburns.

“Xiao Li, you’re too reckless.” White suit sighed, “Although all of you except myself could be a traitor and I didn’t plan on taking any of you to Hawaii after defeating Fang Xin… but it’s too early to kill them off now.”

“Boss, she falsely accused us.” Lolicon No. 3 pointed at Xiao Qin with anger, “We didn’t side with Fang Xin. She’s slandering us. Don’t think that I’ll let you go just because you’re a loli with small breasts…”

At this time, the cell phone confiscated from Loud Mouth rang in white suit’s pocket. The police used this cell phone to communicate with them.

“It’s almost seven o’clock now. Don’t you want to eat some food? You can tell me what you want to eat and I’ll order the food for you.”

Officer Ma learned that something had happened in the classroom through the bug that was planted in the recess of my shoe, so he wanted to take advantage of the situation and use the excuse of delivering food to let a police officer disguised as a delivery person to sneak into the classroom and take a look. I don’t actually know Officer Ma’s plans, but that’s what usually happens in movies, right?

“Okay, I want to eat Goubuli and sweet tofu.” White suit didn’t think too much and made a request directly to the police.

“Boss, you’re a part of the sweet tofu faction?” Xiao Li immediately became furious, “You can only add salt to tofu.”

“I told you not to dwell on this.” White suit, “Last time, you almost stabbed Dr. Meng with a clothes drying rack over whether a single ponytail or double ponytails is cuter. What’s the point of that?”

“Of course twin tails is cuter.” Lolicon No. 3 commented.

“Nonsense, single is cuter.” Xiao Li insisted, “Let’s use ‘World of Warcraft’ as an example. Don’t you think the blood elves are much cuter with one ponytail than the Draenei who have two?”

Lolicon No. 3 said in disgust: “The Draenei girl’s breasts are too large and don’t match the twin tails. The blood elf girl’s figure is rather slim…”

“Who was talking about female blood elves?” Xiao Li said angrily, “I’m talking about a male blood elf with a single ponytail.”

The four mentally ill people almost started fighting among themselves again because of this argument. Finally, they reached a compromise and ordered pizza.

They didn’t order anything for the hostages because they were afraid that we would want to go to the washroom after eating, which would be troublesome for them.

After Loud Mouth finished eating Xiao Qin’s fruit snacks, she was extremely angry that she felt even hungrier. Fortunately, she dug out a pack of crackers from Xiong YaoYue’s desk, otherwise she would have gone up to fight the mental patients.

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