Chapter 863: Katyusha Maid Battle
This was the first time the class leader saw B-2. She was very surprised that B-2 was able to have a very logical conversation with Xiao Qin.
“So, you’re saying you can exterminate more Wim as long as you have more weapons?”
Xiao Qin, who was afraid of beetles, asked B-2 seriously.
“Beep —— in order to exterminate Wim, B-2 needs to be equipped with nail guns, incendiary bombs, nitroglycerin bombs, sarin gas…”
I think what you want to exterminate is humanity! If you get equipped with those weapons of mass destruction, then you will no longer be B-2, but a terminator!
Xiao Qin also frowned after she heard, ‘Well, if you only want to eliminate Wim, you only need to be equipped with pesticide, right?’
“Beep beep beep —— B-2’s hemispherical head rotated at high speed as if it was panicking like a human.”
“B-2 found everything online. Nail guns, incendiary bombs, nitroglycerin bombs, and sarin gas were all their idea and it has nothing to do with B-2!”
Huh? It learned how to push blame onto others in the past two days! It was clearly your own idea! You really want Dr. Yu to transform you into an armed fortress so you could eliminate more carbon-based lifeforms, right?
“Is this really a robot?”
The class leader had doubts about B-2’s intelligence.
“There’s no doubt it’s a robot.” Winnie walked over and knocked on B-2’s metal outer shell which made a metallic sound. “I also suspected that there was someone hiding inside, but after following B-2 for a long time, I didn’t see anyone come out to use the washroom…”
“What’s its name?” The class leader was startled, “B…2 is that the English pronunciation of its model number b-2?”
There was a model number engraved by laser on B-2’s chest, and the class leader immediately spotted it with her sharp eyes.
“Huh? So B-2 is the English pronunciation of b-2!” It was as if it was the first time Winnie heard about it, “Anyway, it was Ye Lin who named it, so I called it by the same name. I thought it was because of its two antennas on the head that makes it look like a rabbit…’
“Beep beep beep —— B-2 wants to protest!’ If Winnie was not B-2’s fourth master, it would have fired an anaesthetic needle directly at Winnie.
“What else can it do besides eliminate beetles?” The class leader was curious about this near-future technology.
“It provides free wifi,” Winnie took out her phone and connected to the internet. “It’s very convenient if you want to download a game or a movie!”
“Beep—my main job is to be an assistant robot.” B-2 introduced itself, “I can freely access the internet and provide various information for the owner. I also have anaesthesia needle weapons, which can act as protection.”
B-2’s self-introduction sounded a lot like a product advertisement, so I couldn’t help but ask: “Where can I buy it?”
“Beep——B-2 is not for sale.” It seemed to be angry, although there was no change in its tone.
What do you mean not for sale? After you were created by Dr. Yu, you were immediately sold! Dr. Yu sold you to Ai Mi, and demoted himself to be the second master! Also, not only did you have a price tag, the master who created you, Dr. Yu himself, also has a price tag! He told me a long time ago that as long as I can afford to support his research, he can betray Ai ShuQiao at any time! Both you and your creator are all merchandise, so don’t try to act high and mighty!
“When was Zheng He’s voyage to the West?” the class leader asked a random history question.
“1405~1433.” B-2 answered.
“What was the trigger for World War I?”
“The Sarajevo Incident.”
“Who invented the Zeppelin airship?”
“Gnome——beep——or the German, Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin.”
B-2 was almost misled by an unreliable answer. In ‘World of Warcraft’, the Zeppelin was indeed developed by the gnome race.
Winnie widened her eyes when she saw B-2 answer all the questions with ease, “Huh? I didn’t realize B-2 had this function before, but now I realize that it can be used to cheat in exams! If I take it to take the high school entrance examination, it should be easy to get into the third high.”
B-2 is so big, are you really sure you can bring it into the exam room?
“B-2, B-2, who is the most beautiful girl in the world?” Xiao Qin suddenly said to B-2 as if she was Snow White’s stepmother talking to the magic mirror.
“Li WanJi!” B-2 replied quickly, “93% of online users answered Li WanJi, so it is her.”
“Hahahaha!” Winnie patted B-2 on the back, “This robot can also tell dirty jokes! It’s because every leader has to take care of everything when he comes to power, so Li WanJi is the most beautiful, right?”
Winnie, who was explaining the dirty joke to everyone nonchalantly, was warned by the class leader’s gaze.
“Can you fire anaesthetic needles?” Even if she was talking to a robot, the class leader looked politely into its eyes and said, “What’s the hit rate?”
“Beep——Anyone who can avoid my anaesthesia needle is a beast…”
Xiao Qin’s face darkened, and she whispered to B-2 from behind: “I’ll unplug your power supply!”
“Beep——I’m solar powered, so I don’t need external…” Xiao Qin whispered something to B-2 again and it went silent.
“It looks like it could be used as a police robot…” The class leader thought about it as if she already considered it a part of the police.
After asking B-2 a few questions, the class leader finally remembered her original goal to see Obama. She hinted at me to lead the way, so she could follow me into the VIP building.
Since the owner here was Ai Mi and Ai Mi has shown hostility to the class leader many times, the class leader felt unwelcome here and also felt uneasy.
Don’t worry! Today is different, because it was Ai Mi who asked you to come here! In order to get revenge for the fact that you once locked her in a room on Gong CaiCai’s birthday and treated her like a doll. Today, Ai Mi will also force you to put on a maid outfit prepared in advance before you can play with Obama!
Apparently, she also prepared a secret weapon other than Obama that would make you be willing to work as a maid for Ai Mi! I don’t know what’s the secret weapon, but I’m really looking forward to it!
As soon as we entered the corridor, we met Peng TouSi, who came to greet us. He also said a few polite words. At this time, I saw a figure flash by at the end of the corridor. I think it was Fan Chuan going up the stairs.
I recalled that he had just bought an iPhone 5s for Shu Zhe yesterday, so I caught up and asked:
“Hey, you bought Xiao Hong an iPhone, so how did Xiao Hong repay you? Don’t tell me she let you use his butt, right?”
“Xiao Hong referred to Shu Zhe when he was cross-dressing. Shu Zhe’s sister was right here, so I couldn’t use his name.”
My language might have been a bit vulgar, but Fan Chuan was polite to me considering that if it hadn’t been for me, the iPhone 5s he just bought would have been snatched away by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles yesterday.
“I bought Xiao Hong a phone willingly without asking for anything in return! I’m satisfied that she was able to dress up so beautifully and go out with me!’
So, Shu Zhe only went shopping with you in women’s clothing and was able to obtain an iPhone 5s you bought with two months of your salary? That’s not how to make money! It’s no wonder the indolent Shu Zhe became obsessed with women’s clothing! When he puts on women’s clothing, he will get taken care of and he will also get whatever he wants.
Shu Zhe also told his sister that his uncle bought him the iPhone 5s as a reward. To reward him for being a top student again this year.
Fan Chuan, you’re so pitiful! In the end, you didn’t even get anything and Shu Zhe said the one who bought him the phone was his uncle! Have you still not woken up even though this is how Xiao Hong treats you? She’s using you for your money!
The class leader didn’t approve of her uncle buying Shu Zhe a phone as a reward. She asked where was the receipt and wanted to return it. In the end, Shu Zhe threatened to smash the phone, so the class leader couldn’t do anything.
After confirming Fan Chuan didn’t do anything to Shu Zhe after giving him an iPhone 5s, I reminded him to stop spending so much money on Xiao Hong. I told him to at least save enough money to pay his rent and buy instant noodles. He was very moved and agreed, then walked up to the second floor and went to the team activity room for training.
During this time, Ai Mi had already been waiting in the living room of room 101 and she crossed her legs impatiently.
In order to successfully complete ‘Katyusha Maid Battle’, Ai Mi specifically told Kyle, the male protagonist of ‘The Legend of the Magic Cauldron’: I don’t want to go to the set today, so get hurt as soon as possible! If my acting partner can’t act, then I can also get some rest!
Kyle raised his thumb and said: no problem! Afterwards, he rode his motorcycle into a field and crashed into metal wire. Although he wasn’t injured, the wire left a diamond-shaped mark on his face that couldn’t be erased for at least a couple days. He couldn’t film any close-up scenes, so Ai Mi fulfilled her wish.
Damn it! Why didn’t Kyle just die! There’s been a lot of disasters in China recently, so why couldn’t he sacrifice himself to help a billion people?
After opening the door to room 101, Winnie was the first to enter, followed closely by Xiao Qin, while the class leader walked hesitantly next to me.
Ai Mi was sitting in the middle of the sofa in the living room, wearing her casual wear —— a camisole with dolphin patterns. She had one leg crossed over the other and looked bored. She swayed her little feet back and forth in the air as if she was conducting an orchestra.
“Hel, hello.”
The class leader seemed a bit nervous because she wanted to play with Ai Mi’s dog.
The class leader removed her bag that was filled with dog treats and held it in her hands. She then looked hopefully at Ai Mi.
“I came with Ye Lin to see Obama. I head he was bitten on the mouth by a snake…”
Ai Mi raised her hand with her palm facing the class leader to stop her from continuing.
“Hah, so you came to beg me today!” Ai Mi, who was very vindictive, said, “Didn’t you and your accomplices forcefully change my clothes on June 26th?”
Gong CaiCai’s birthday was June 26th, but Ai Mi wouldn’t purposely try to remember Gong CaiCai’s birthday. She probably remembered it as the day she was humiliated.
Ai Mi pointed to the window of the living room. Under the window, there was a mobile metal clothes hanger that was commonly seen in clothing stores. The clothes hanger was filled with rows of maid uniforms.
“You want to play with Obama, right? Change into a maid outfit first, and then come and ask me!”
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