Chapter 745: Alcohol Poisoning
Stop joking around, who would put their hand inside their own sister’s skirt? Ai Mi, it’s useless even if you try to seduce me.
Also, why did you have to pick the time when Xiao Qin was lying under the coffee table table to reach for something. Are you also an NTR enthusiast? Does making me betray Xiao Qin while she’s right beside us give you an extra sense of victory?
Even if Xiao Qin wasn’t close by, I still felt that Ai Mi had been sitting on my lap for too long. Something would happen sooner or later, so I put my hands around Ai Mi’s slim waist and wanted to take her off my lap.
“What kind of brother are you if you won’t even let me use you as a human chair?”
Ai Mi shouted while resisting. Her twin ponytails shook along with her head and slapped me on my nose and made it sore.
But I wasn’t afraid and finally lift Ai Mi into the air. I also stood up while holding Ai Mi’s waist, so that she could slowly land her feet on the carpet.
Ai Mi’s resistance was ineffective, she was like a moveable doll, but her face was filled with displeasure.
The moment Ai Mi’s feet hit the ground, she rolled her eyes and stomped her foot. She used the recoil to send her body backwards straight into me with her butt leading the way. It was a futile attempt to knock me down onto the sofa and use me as a human chair again.
What a joke, even if I am suffering from a heart problem, my strength is still N times of yours, so how would I be knocked down by you.
I only used a little arm strength, then tilted my body forward, and I was able to completely dissipate Ai Mi’s strength. I maintained this posture and managed to not be knocked down by Ai Mi.
But… but objectively speaking, our posture was very indecent.
I held Ai Mi’s waist from behind with both hands while both are bodies were bowed forward, the clothes around our waist area was pressed together… It’s a position that appears in many H manga and AVs!
At this time, Xiao Qin had retrieved B-2’s ear from under the coffee table. She was about to hand me the ear when saw our indecent posture.
“What are you looking at?” Not only was Ai Mi not shy, she even said to Xiao Qin with confidence “That’s right, my brother and I are being intimate right beside you. We’ve done it many times before, but this time you caught us. What can you do about it?”
I hurriedly shook my head at Xiao Qin from behind, telling her not to believe Ai Mi’s words, even though my posture was quite unconvincing.
“Ye Lin classmate won’t do that to his sister.” Xiao Qin trusted me and laughed, “Sis Ai Mi, I think you’re being naughty again. If you lie, then I’ll have to scratch your nose as punishment.”
She said as she reached over and pretended to scratch Ai Mi’s nose.
“Don’t you dare.” Ai Mi shouted, “If you dare touch my nose, I’ll let Peng TouSi tear you in half, no, tear you into four pieces.”
I thought it was about time to try and cure Ai Mi’s arrogance, so I winked at Xiao Qin and asked her to really scratch Ai Mi’s nose. I held my sister tightly in my arms to deny her the opportunity to escape.
Xiao Qin was a little hesitant, but after I repeatedly encouraged her with my eyes, she finally smiled and extended her index finger that was bent into a hook shape and she slowly brought it towards Ai Mi’s little nose.
“You guys, you guys actually teamed up to bully me.” Ai Mi looked up at my chin in disbelief, “Damn manservant, I order you to let go.”
My mouth curved just as much as Xiao Qin’s. I smiled at Ai Mi and said, “Earlier, you went overboard and lifted up Xiao Qin’s skirt. Now all you’re getting is a scratch on your nose, so the punishment is very light…”
“B-2.” Seeing that I did not support her, Ai Mi shouted loudly to her assistant robot, “Your master is in danger, stop playing dead, hurry up and restart.”
B-2, which was in a dormant state, was immediately awakened by Ai Mi’s scream. Although its base had not yet regained its roller form, the LEDs in both eyes lit up.
“Beep. B-2 is performing a self-check, the previous attack dealt 5% damage to B-2…”
“Self-check your ass.” Ai Mi shouted, “If you don’t come to my rescue, I’ll let you take 500% damage.”
“Beep. Because B-2 is not a living creature, it does not have an ass. The command to let me perform a self check on my ass cannot be executed, also 500% damage is beyond comprehension…”
Ai Mi pointed a hand at Xiao Qin, “Stop talking, shoot her with the anesthetic needles, she’s going to hurt me, shoot her in the face.”
“Beep. Anesthesia needles can’t be aimed at the face…”
“Then aim at her stomach, aim anywhere, hurry up and fire.” Now it was Ai Mi’s turn to be angered by Dr. Yu’s invention.
B-2 raised one of his clamp arms and fervently announced, “Please stop threatening my number one master or I will fire the anesthesia needle at you. Beep. Dr. Yu has installed the software for me to fire, so just give me the anesthesia needle and I will be able to fire it at you…”
So you don’t even have any anesthesia needles? If you only have the software without the hardware, then it’s like a person who has learned to shoot for three years, but is holding a broom to a rushing polar bear and saying: “Stop approaching, I’m excellent at shooting guns, as long as you give me a gun…”
He would be directly contributing to the ecological balance! Not only would the polar bear get lunch, but it would also get a broom!
B-2’s useless threat made Xiao Qin laugh. Before Ai Mi could react, Xiao Qin quickly scratched Ai Mi’s nose and ran away while giggling.
“You…” When Ai Mi tried to kick Xiao Qin’s foot, she was already far away at a safe distance.
“Brother is a big liar.” Ai Mi’s nose was slightly red as she blurted out, “You say you love me, but you ended up bullying me with your girlfriend.I don’t want to see you for an hour.”
“Beep.” B-2 heartlessly explained, “One hour equals 60 minutes, which equals 3600 seconds…”
“You get lost too.” Ai Mi was furious and fiercely glared at B-2, “You actually sat back and watched your master get hurt. I’m going to fire you, I’m going to have you scrapped.”
“As you wish.” B-2 responded in a monotone voice, then its base changed into wheels and it rolled cheerfully towards the main door of room 101.
“I didn’t tell you to roll on wheels.” Ai Mi shouted from behind, “I told you to roll sideways.”
“Sorry. Beep. Because the antenna is damaged, the master’s commands can’t be received, please forgive me…”
“Forgive what. It’s not like your ears are real ears, how can a broken one affect the sound reception system, watch me…”
Before Ai Mi broke away from my embrace and picked up the prop sword, B=2 had already run away in a hurry. It was Xiao Qin who kindly opened the door of room 101 to let it out.
I think it was time for me to go to Dr. Yu for a medical examination, so I took B-2’s ear from Xiao Qin and followed it to the infirmary where Dr. Yu was located.
Xiao Qin was left behind to discuss the make-up exam with Ai Mi. Since she said she didn’t want to see me for an hour, so I’ll let Xiao Qin stay with her for that hour.
“Don’t worry, just tell Ai Mi that you’ll get your uncle to be lenient on her academic performance and she won’t be unreasonable with you.”
I whispered to Xiao Qin before I left and promised that I would be back soon.
“Don’t worry about it, I will take care of Ye Lin classmate’s sister.” Xiao Qin nodded, “I will definitely try to make Ye Lin classmate like me, and I will try to make Ye Lin classmate’s sister like me too.”
Putting aside how the two girls got along, I did a routine medical examination for around half an hour at Dr. Yu’s infirmary.
Dr. Yu had an unlit cigarette in her mouth and frowned: “How did you not die.”
“Huh, what kind of doctor are you?” I gasped, “How can you curse a patient to die?”
“No, I just think it’s strange.” Dr. Yu explained, “Looking at the test results, none of the toxicity circulating in your blood from your earliest test has been metabolized at all. However, the toxin also did not damage your heart, it only gave you tachycardia symptoms from time to time. I have never seen such a boring biological toxin.”
“Who cares if it’s boring.” I asked, “Can my disease be cured or not. Since you had time to build a robot lately, does it mean that I’m definitely going to die and you already gave up on my treatment.”
“Who said that?” Dr. Yu immediately became serious, “Both my colleague and I swore on our honors that we won’t give up on the treatment. The reason why I had the leisure to make B-2 was because there was a breakthrough in your treatment.”
I was overjoyed, “What progress.”
Dr. Yu touched his bearded chin and said mysteriously, “According to my colleague’s research, the toxins in your body can be eliminated by drinking.”
What, really? Conan initially thought that he can turn himself back to Kudo Shinichi by drinking, but it was a fruitless endeavor.
“It looks like you don’t believe me. Do you doubt our professionalism?” Dr. Yu said proudly, “In your case, it’s dangerous to use random medication, but according to computer simulations, excessive alcohol consumption is probably the best treatment option.”
“Wait, excessive drinking?” I couldn’t help but frown, “What if I don’t die of a heart attack, but die of alcohol poisoning?”
“Actually, you don’t have to worry about that yet.” Dr. Yu said, “We haven’t yet talked about which type of alcohol to start the experiment…”
“Experiment? What do you mean which type of alcohol to start the experiment?”
“It means exactly what I said.” Dr. Yu shifted his Google glasses, “The compositions between the various types of alcohol is very different. We still have not yet found out the safest one for you, but if you’re in a hurry, you can also take some high-concentration alcohol for a clinical trial, such as sorghum or vodka or something…”
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