I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
6 Latest Chapters
- Chapter 381 - Chapter 381: Chapter 312 The Building on Black Mountain? Strange Prohibitions!_1
- Chapter 380 - Chapter 380: Chapter 311 Spiderfolk DNA Molecule! A New Realm Breaking Task?_1
- Chapter 379 - Chapter 379: Chapter 310 Combined Divine Technique! Instantly Kill the Spiderfolk!_1
- Chapter 378 - Chapter 378: Chapter 309: Terrifying Passive Mutant Ability!_1
- Chapter 377 - Chapter 377: Chapter 308 Realm Breaking Task, Completed!_1
- Chapter 376 - Chapter 376: Chapter 307 Blessed Land Massacre! Cai Ji’s Innate Ability?_1
Chapter List
- Chapter 81 - Chapter 81: Chapter 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team! _2
- Chapter 82 - Chapter 82: Chapter 78 New Features? Do you qualify to team up with us! _3
- Chapter 83 - Chapter 83: Chapter 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- Chapter 84 - Chapter 84: Chapter 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_2
- Chapter 85 - Chapter 85: Chapter 79: New team member wants to try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? _3
- Chapter 86 - Chapter 86: Chapter 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!
- Chapter 87 - Chapter 87: Chapter 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!_2
- Chapter 88 - Chapter 88: Chapter 80 Do I Have a Friend? The Rules
- Chapter 89 - Chapter 89: Chapter 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng!
- Chapter 90 - Chapter 90: Chapter 82: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a
- Chapter 91 - Chapter 91: Chapter 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng! _3
- Chapter 92 - Chapter 92: Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!
- Chapter 93 - Chapter 93: Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_2
- Chapter 94 - Chapter 94: Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_3
- Chapter 95 - Chapter 95: Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
- Chapter 96 - Chapter 96: Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
- Chapter 97 - Chapter 97: Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get Parkinson’s Disease? The Invincible Song Chaoyu! _3
- Chapter 98 - Chapter 98: Chapter 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!
- Chapter 99 - Chapter 99: Chapter 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!_2
- Chapter 100 - Chapter 100: Chapter 84: Beastmen Special Troops! Jiaojiao, let go quickly!_3
- Chapter 101 - Chapter 101: Chapter 85: Male Function +1%! Random hostility?
- Chapter 102 - Chapter 102: Chapter 85 Male Function +1%! Mysterious hostility? _2
- Chapter 103 - Chapter 103: Chapter 85 Male Function +1%! Unexplained hostility? _3
- Chapter 104 - Chapter 104: Chapter 86: Power Surge! Edge of Your Seat Thrills!
- Chapter 105 - Chapter 105: Chapter 86: Explosive Increase in Power! Cliff Terror!_2
- Chapter 106 - Chapter 106: Chapter 86: Power Surge! Cliff’s Shock!_3
- Chapter 107 - Chapter 107: Chapter 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?
- Chapter 108 - Chapter 108: Chapter 87: Amphibian Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?_2
- Chapter 109 - Chapter 109: Chapter 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you snatch their wives?_3
- Chapter 110 - Chapter 110: Chapter 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food!
- Chapter 111 - Chapter 111: Chapter 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food! _2
- Chapter 112 - Chapter 112: Chapter 88: Different Races Born Body? Three-Star Ingredients! _3
- Chapter 113 - Chapter 113: Chapter 89: Void Fire Burning Body Art LV3! New Features!
- Chapter 114 - Chapter 114: Chapter 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _2
- Chapter 115 - Chapter 115: Chapter 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _3
- Chapter 116 - Chapter 116: Chapter 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race!
- Chapter 117 - Chapter 117: Chapter 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race! _2
- Chapter 118 - Chapter 118: Chapter 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?
- Chapter 119 - Chapter 119: Chapter 91: From now on, Zheng Cheng is mine! Teammate’s death?_2
- Chapter 120 - Chapter 120: Chapter 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?_3