I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
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- Chapter 380 - Chapter 380: Chapter 311 Spiderfolk DNA Molecule! A New Realm Breaking Task?_1
- Chapter 379 - Chapter 379: Chapter 310 Combined Divine Technique! Instantly Kill the Spiderfolk!_1
- Chapter 378 - Chapter 378: Chapter 309: Terrifying Passive Mutant Ability!_1
- Chapter 377 - Chapter 377: Chapter 308 Realm Breaking Task, Completed!_1
- Chapter 376 - Chapter 376: Chapter 307 Blessed Land Massacre! Cai Ji’s Innate Ability?_1
Chapter List
- Chapter 41 - Chapter 41: Chapter 41: Spoils of War! New Change Ability!
- Chapter 42 - Chapter 42: Chapter 42 Black Sun Church Mass!
- Chapter 43 - Chapter 43: Chapter 43 Join! Information about the Black Sun Church!
- Chapter 44 - Chapter 44: Chapter 44: The Reincarnated! Breaking Rank Mission!
- Chapter 45 - Chapter 45: Chapter 45: You, Use Yao Zhixue as Bait!
- Chapter 46 - Chapter 46: Chapter 46: Night Watch Captain! Priest Skills!
- Chapter 47 - Chapter 47: Chapter 47 Night Watchman’s Night Market? Resurrection Technique!
- Chapter 48 - Chapter 48: Chapter 48 The Characteristics of Random Dissection Technique LV3!
- Chapter 49 - Chapter 49: Chapter 49: Hang up the BOSS for me to beat!
- Chapter 50 - Chapter 50: Chapter 50 Brother Ji: Can this Roasted Rat be Eaten?
- Chapter 51 - Chapter 51: Chapter 51: The Strongest Professionist on the Alien Battlefield!
- Chapter 52 - Chapter 52: Chapter 52: Appearance! Zhao Yunxiao’s Profession!
- Chapter 53 - Chapter 53: Chapter 53: The Fallen Ones Ignoring the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 54 - Chapter 54: Chapter 54: Bloodthirst Technique + Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 55 - Chapter 55: Chapter 55: Void Fire Burns Mu Yao to Ashes!
- Chapter 56 - Chapter 56: Chapter 56 1 swallow, I swallow, I swallow!
- Chapter 57 - Chapter 57: Chapter 57 My Lord! Save me!!!
- Chapter 58 - Chapter 58: Chapter 58: Giant Thug VS Sailor Suit Loli
- Chapter 59 - Chapter 59: Chapter 59: Blessing in Disguise? Killing Fallen Ones yields Soul Power?
- Chapter 60 - Chapter 60: Chapter 60: Breakthrough Tasks? Light of Life!
- Chapter 61 - Chapter 61: Chapter 61: Acute gastroenteritis instant eruption technique! Awaken, my patients!
- Chapter 62 - Chapter 62: Chapter 62 LVIO! New job skill!
- Chapter 63 - Chapter 63: Chapter 63: A Skill for Lol! 1050 points of Mental Attribute ?!
- Chapter 64 - Chapter 64: Chapter 64: The True Master of Black Sun!
- Chapter 65 - Chapter 65: Chapter 65: The Black Sun Falls! A Great Opportunity!
- Chapter 66 - Chapter 66: Chapter 66 Cai Shen: I Have Four Fathers
- Chapter 67 - Chapter 67: Chapter 67 Liang Feifan: My choice, indeed, was not wrong!
- Chapter 68 - Chapter 68: Chapter 68: The First Light breaking Nine Days! Night Watchman Fallen?
- Chapter 69 - Chapter 69: Chapter 69: Commemoration! The Beginner Skill of the Soul-absorbing Banshee!
- Chapter 70 - Chapter 70: Chapter 70: You’re not Song Chao Yu! You are the Lord of the Black Sun!
- Chapter 71 - Chapter 71: Chapter 71: News about the Secret Realm? She must join the Night’s Watch!
- Chapter 72 - Chapter 72: Chapter 72: The Treasure that All Professionals Dream of!
- Chapter 73 - Chapter 73: Chapter 73: Four Secret Realms? Only One Spot Available!
- Chapter 74 - Chapter 74: Chapter 74: Cai Shen’s Opportunity? A Professional Clan!
- Chapter 75 - Chapter 75: Chapter 75: The Second Nine-Star Level New Professionist!
- Chapter 76 - Chapter 76: Chapter 76: Professionist of the Aristocratic Family! The Emperor of the Hundred War Blade?
- Chapter 77 - Chapter 77: Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills!
- Chapter 78 - Chapter 78: Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _2
- Chapter 79 - Chapter 79: Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Entire Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _3
- Chapter 80 - Chapter 80: Chapter 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team!