I Don’t Want to Get Hurt, So I’ll Max Out My Defense

Chapter 312: Chapter 313 Are You Going to Eat Me?
Translator: 549690339

It seems there’s a problem with this small world, as I couldn’t escape using the Instant Transmission Talisman before.

I took out a few Heavenly Fragrance Life-extending Pills and swallowed them, and the places on my body where bone was visible due to corrosion healed at a rate visible to the naked eye.

Li Xiaobai felt reassured. Although that thing under the water was fierce and terrifying, as long as it couldn’t kill me in one shot, everything was negotiable.

There were as many Instant Transmission Talismans in the store as I wanted, so there was no need to worry about stock, and that monster’s stomach acid couldn’t dissolve me so quickly; it was actually a good place to play with Attribute Points.

As thoughts raced through his mind, the surface of the lake stirred once again, and just like before, a jet of water shot up, with a crimson tongue striking with lightning speed and dragging Li Xiaobai back into the darkness beneath the water.

The familiar stench overpowered me, and my body was heavily corroded once again.

This time, Li Xiaobai didn’t just walk out immediately but decided to farm a wave of Attribute Points first.

No matter who the enemy is, as long as they can’t kill me in one shot, they can only become my very own special cultivation tool.

[Attribute Points +50000…]

[Attribute Points +50000…]

Li Xiaobai experienced pain and pleasure at the same time, the rate of increase in Attribute Points was unprecedentedly fast, but the monster’s stomach acid was so corrosive that even I didn’t dare to stay too long. After a short wait, I grabbed a Thousand Mile Transmission Talisman and teleported out of the monster’s belly once again.

After gulping down a handful of Heavenly Fragrance Life-extending Pills, I was fully healed in a single breath’s time.

[Attribute Points: 300,000.]

[Allocate all to defense!]

[Defensive power: Half-step Human Immortal physique (350,000/10,000,000) (Immortal Spirit Qi: not acquired) eligible for advancement.]

This progress was quite exhilarating; Li Xiaobai felt tempted to max out his Attribute Points right there.

That monster’s belly was too powerful; repeat the process a few dozen times, and maybe I really could max out the Attribute Points.

With that thought, Li Xiaobai felt some anticipation, walked to the lake’s edge, and with his hands behind his back, shook his head and said, “You want to eat me, but aren’t you just a monster?”

“Bang!”

A loud noise erupted, the surface of the lake trembled, and the crimson tongue lashed out again, this time piercing through Li Xiaobai’s chest, ignoring the body’s defense and pulling him back down into the depths.

[Attribute Points +60000…]

In the monster’s belly, Li Xiaobai, gravely injured, didn’t dare to dawdle and violently activated a Thousand Mile Transmission Talisman in his hand, teleporting back to the shore.

Unexpectedly, that creature was so ruthless it impaled me outright, fierce beyond measure. Several Heavenly Fragrance Life-extending Pills later, my flesh was as good as new.

Li Xiaobai hopped around on the ground a few times and then walked slowly to the edge of the lake.

“Invincibility is truly lonely, being so elevated is terribly cold. I’m feeling a bit chilly!”

“Bang!”

The lake erupted, the crimson tongue lashed out, and Li Xiaobai disappeared on the spot.

A few minutes later.

Li Xiaobai reappeared on the shore, lively and hopping about.

“Li Xiaobai is really awesome.”

“Bang!”

The huge tongue lashed out, and Li Xiaobai disappeared from his spot.

After a brief moment of calm, a figure emerged at the edge of the lake with a flash of light.

“I’ve become so strong that not even I can kill myself; the road to invincibility has opened, but how should I proceed from here?”

“Bang!”

A flash of crimson, and the figure at the water’s edge disappeared again.

But a few breaths later, Li Xiaobai reappeared on the shore, leisurely taking a handful of elixirs and instantly recovering as before.

[Attribute Points: one million.]

Allocate all to defensive power!

[Defensive power: Half-step Human Immortal physique (1,350,000/10,000,000) (Immortal Spirit Qi: not acquired) eligible for advancement.]

“The Three Sects really sent me to a great place, and at this rate, my Attribute Points will soon be maxed out!”

Li Xiaobai’s eyes were ablaze with excitement, and in just a few short hours, he had already amassed over a million attribute points. With a little more effort, reaching ten million wouldn’t be a challenge.

Who would have thought that what once took months of hard work to accumulate could now be obtained so easily?

Who says the path of cultivation gets tougher as one progresses?

In my view, as long as there are powerhouses, my level-up speed will never slow down.

“Hehe, down there, put some muscle into it, come and eat me up!”

Li Xiaobai said playfully to the lake surface.

But this time, there was no movement from the lake surface; the scarlet tongue didn’t appear again.

Li Xiaobai was displeased and urged impatiently, “What’s the matter, hurry up and eat me!”

“Kid, what exactly is your deal? If you want to be eaten, just stay put and don’t move. Why do you always run out from my belly?”

A faint voice came from the lake bottom, tinged with anger, sounding somewhat exasperated.

“Well, I’d like to ask you the same thing. If you’re going to eat me, just eat me in one go. Every time I get eaten, I find myself alive, which makes it hard not to run away. Can’t you just send me spiraling to heaven in one step?”

Li Xiaobai asked.

There was quiet once more from the lake surface.

“Are you going to come and eat me or what?”

“Could it be that you’ve been conquered by my handsome looks, so you can’t bear to eat me?”

“Bang!”

Waves churned on the lake surface and amidst the roiling waves, a red lightning bolt shot out, expertly piercing Li Xiaobai’s body and dragging him into the dark depths of the lake.

“Little thing, you dare prance in front of me—die!”

“Die, little thing, sink into this darkness!”

The irate roar from the lake bottom came thundering through, and amidst the crashing waves, a massive blue whale soared through the void, shaking the entire microcosm.

But just a few breaths later, with a flash of light, Li Xiaobai was once again unscathed and hopping about on the shore.

“I, Li Xiaobai, humbly request to die!”

“Kid, let’s have a chat.”

After a moment of silence, the voice from the lake bottom spoke again.

“No need to chat, I just love the feeling of you eating me.”

Li Xiaobai shook his head and said.

“No need to eat anymore. Your physical body is extraordinary; my stomach acid can’t dissolve you in a short time, which is why you’re always able to escape. If you’re willing to stay still inside my belly, you can ascend right there and then.”

The voice continued.

“All right, this time I won’t move.”

Li Xiaobai nodded and said.

A red glow swept over, and Li Xiaobai disappeared from his spot again.

A few minutes later, the lake trembled, water blossomed, and a powerful presence swept across the entire microcosm.

Deafening thunder shook the air.

“You son of a bitch, you’re deceiving me, didn’t you promise to stay still?”

“You think I’m stupid? Your belly stinks so bad, who can stand it?”

Li Xiaobai rolled his eyes and said dismissively.

His goal was attribute points, and only by continuously provoking the other party could he be sucked into its belly.

The system attribute points were now nearing the two million mark. With a little more effort, he planned to farm monsters in this microcosm and max out the attribute points.

This time, however, no matter what, the monster at the lake bottom refused to attack again.

“Kid, I won’t eat you anymore. Let’s just talk, calmly and peacefully.”

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