I am Really a Superstar

On the third day of his stay.

In the morning, Zhang Ye called Ha Qiqi.

“Old Ha, what’s the WiFi password over there?”

“Ah?”

“The password.”

“12345.”

“OK, got it.”

“You don’t have a connection over there?”

“Nope.”

“Then why are you still staying there?”

“It’s precisely because of this that I gotta stay here.”

After hanging up, Zhang Ye tried connecting to the WiFi network. But because it was across the street, the signal wasn’t great and was quite intermittent, although it could still be used. He took out a high capacity portable charger and connected it to his cell phone. Then he leaned back on the sofa and continued reading comics.

Everything carried on as usual.

Zhang Ye was enjoying his stay here.

On top of that, he didn’t go online to scold Japanese celebrities either.

Upstairs.

In the president’s office.

Everyone had gathered for a meeting with their guards up.

“Is Zhang Ye up yet?”

“I think he’s awake.”

“He didn’t post anything, did he?”

“Not today, he didn’t.”

“Haha, that’s great then.”

“President, are we going to open for business as usual?”

“Of course. We’ve already cleaned up the place downstairs. Even though many of the rooms below the fifth floor can’t be used for the guests, the ones on the upper floors are all fine. The rooms’ windows are all undamaged, and we can still accept bookings as usual. We’ll see if that can make up for the losses. When that jinx of a Zhang Ye is gone, we will carry on with the hotel operations while we redecorate the rooms on the fifth floor and below. This is the best plan that I thought up yesterday to recoup our losses.”

As they were speaking.

Clang! A sound made everyone jump in fright!

“What’s the matter?”

“What’s happening?”

“Damn, who threw that?”

“Why are they at it again?”

“But Zhang Ye didn’t scold anyone today!”

“My God, another 100-odd people have gathered out there!”

Clang!

Bang!

There was a flurry of scolding voices outside!

“Get out of Japan!”

“Zhang Ye, come out!”

“I’ll come here every day as long as you’re here!”

“Denouncing Zhang Ye!”

“Denouncing Zhang Ye!”

The shouts were deafening!

This affair had turned all Japan upside down. Zhang Ye had torn a hole in the sky here, and all eyes in Japan were now looking at the Asakusa Hotel in anger. There was no need for Zhang Ye to continue provoking anyone. It just wasn’t necessary anymore. Zhang Ye didn’t have to say anything to make the rioters descend upon the hotel. Moreover, the people who came here were clearly organized groups now, with some people leading others. When the hotel called the police, they would immediately turn around and disappear without a trace!

The Asakusa Hotel had another dozen of its glass windows smashed!

The president was cursing and swearing at this in his office!

…

On the fourth day of Zhang Ye’s stay.

Around 4 AM when it was still dark.

The president and hotel staff were all fast asleep.

Bang!

Thud!

The Asakusa Hotel’s personnel awoken in fright. Then they heard thunderous scoldings from outside again!

“Get out of Japan, Zhang Ye!”

“Denouncing Zhang Ye!”

“Everyone, let’s stand united and boycott him!”

“Make Zhang Ye scram back to China!”

This time, the hotel’s revolving door was destroyed as well!

The president and the hotel staff only dared to come out when the police arrived and the rioting crowd dispersed. Seeing this sorry sight, they were all going crazy with hatred!

“Zhang!”

“Why hasn’t he left yet?”

“Who knows!”

“He’ll be leaving. It should be soon!”

“Right, he has so much work to handle. Surely he won’t stay for much longer!”

Meanwhile, Zhang Ye, who was upstairs in his room, did not wake up. He was still sleeping like a log in his room. Come to think of it, it was really strange because Zhang Ye often did not sleep well when everything was going well. However, it seemed like he could get a really good night’s sleep now that he was caught in conflict with other people. He felt extremely at peace with himself and did not even get awoken by the commotion outside.

…

On the fifth day of Zhang Ye’s stay.

The hotel’s personnel did not see any rioters come on this fearful day. Just as they were about to heave a sigh of relief and turn in, the rioters came!

This wave of people arrived at 11 PM!

It was clearly a different group of people this time. They did not wreck the place but stood downstairs cursing and swearing.

They scolded Zhang Ye!

They scolded the hotel!

They scolded everything!

They kept at it until the latter half of the night!

The hotel president was already in the wrong state of mind. For the past two days, he had not had any shut-eye and stood angrily at the window while looking at the people down below in fear. The staff around him had bags under their eyes and looked like they were in a trance.

“It has been five days!”

“Five days already!”

“Why hasn’t he left yet?”

“This bastard, when on earth is he planning to leave!”

“Soon, it will definitely be soon!”

“Hold on for a bit longer. He definitely wouldn’t stay here for the full ten days!”

“President, this is my resignation letter.”

“What?”

“I, I can’t take it anymore!”

“Me too, I haven’t slept for two days!”

On this day, seven staff members resigned from the hotel.

…

On the sixth day of Zhang Ye’s stay.

All of the Asakusa Hotel’s staff were “wandering” around, muttering some strange and incomprehensible incantations to themselves.

“Leave quickly.”

“Lord have mercy, make him leave quickly!”

“He will definitely check out today, he will definitely check out today!”

The scolding outside the hotel was still going on.

The current state of the Asakusa Hotel looked like a landfill. It was a terrible sight, and the paint on the walls was peeling as well; the glass windows were all shattered. Anyone passing by stopped to take a look at the hotel. Some people even took their wives and children there in a taxicab to watch the commotion as they explained to their children what had happened. It was as though the place had become a tourist destination. Right now in Japan, the Asakusa Hotel was a place that everyone know about.

“Zhang Ye is coming out!”

“Get out of Japan!”

This was the fourth wave of people to come today.

It was the sixth day!

There were a total of ten waves of people!

The president’s face had gone numb.

Someone came into the room. “President.”

The president looked at him with a dull face. “Has Zhang Ye left yet?”

That person said despondently, “Not yet. I just passed by his room and think I heard him listening to songs inside.”

Listening to songs?

He was in the mood to listen to songs?

The president was furious and banged his fist on the table. He said, “Why isn’t he leaving yet! Just how much longer does he want to stay! It’s already been six days! We haven’t received a single booking! There isn’t any more business for us to do! He’s trying to kill us!” Then he roared, “Close the business! We’ll stop business operations starting today! Cancel his booking!”

That person said, “I’ve already made a call. The charity association’s coordinator said that they made the hotel booking, so we aren’t allowed to shortchange them for even a day!”

The president was disheartened!

That person said, “There are still four days left.”

The president pointed outside and said angrily, “Four days? Look for yourself. Can our hotel last another four days? In just two more days, our building is going to collapse!”

At this moment, a service staffer rushed in excitedly. “President, we’ve received a booking!”

The president said happily, “Oh?”

The service staffer said, “We just received it. It’s a booking for half a year!”

“Half a year? That long?”

“Yes, it’s a long-term booking.”

The president said, “Good, good, this is a good sign. There’s still someone who wants to stay at our hotel at this time, and that shows that our unyielding attitude has been chiseled into the minds of the people, and they’ve recognized us for it. Our reputation is out there, so all we need now is to make Zhang Ye leave. After he’s gone, our hotel will be redecorated and upgraded to an even better one.”

The service staff said, “That’s right!”

The president said, “Tell everyone to stand firm for a little longer. Victory is right before our eyes!”

But at this time, another staff member suddenly came running into the room. She panted, “That’s not it! Something bad has happened!”

The president was taken aback. “What happened this time?”

The staff said, “It’s that booking!”

The president quickly asked, “What’s wrong with that booking?”

The staff said anxiously, “Th-That booking came from someone by the name of Qu Huahua at the charity association. It was an extension for Zhang Ye’s stay! He’s going to extend his stay to half a year!”

What?

Half a year?

Zhang Ye wants to stay here for half a year?!

Fuck you, motherfucker!

Upon hearing that, the entire room of people were stunned!

The president lost his balance and fell to the ground. Look at what this jinx has caused our hotel to become after staying here for just six days! And he wants to stay for half a year? Won’t that level our entire building to the ground then?!

The president was having a mental breakdown!

Everyone in the hotel nearly collapsed when they heard this news!

At this moment, they finally knew what kind of an asshole they had offended!

The president had to admit defeat. He really had to admit defeat this time. He didn’t know if Zhang Ye would really dare to stay here for half a year more, but he didn’t want to find out either!

My brother!

You’re my dear brother!

I can’t afford to mess with you!

I’ll admit defeat! I’ll fucking admit defeat, alright!?