How To Survive as a Villain

Early morning, when the sun was about to rise in the east, the birds were singing outside the window.

Xiao YuAn opened his eyes early. Even though he went to sleep late, by now he was used to waking up early since he had to go to the medicinal shop very often. Besides, once he woke up, he couldn’t go back to sleep. He sat up in a daze and looked at Yan HeQing, who was still sleeping. He couldn’t help but stretch out his hand and pinch himself.

‘Sheesh, it hurts.’

‘So, last night wasn’t a dream? And Yan HeQing doesn’t even hate me?’

Usually, when someone is a victim of their own delusions, and they wake up only to find that everything around them has always been peaceful and quiet, they will feel uncomfortable for a while

Xiao YuAn braced his face while in a daze. Then a few seconds later, he saw how Yan HeQing slowly opened his eyes, so he turned to look at him again.

The air was slightly cool, and the morning sunshine was gorgeous. Xiao YuAn smiled at Yan HeQing and then said: “Good morning.”

‘Did you know that all things become less bright, and the world gets quieter and quieter, just because you said, “Good Morning”?’

Yan HeQing propped up his body, wanting to sit up, but Xiao YuAn quickly held him down: “Don’t move, lie down and rest.”

Yan HeQing didn’t argue with him, and obediently laid down again.

Xiao YuAn didn’t expect that his words would be so effective, and while touching his own cheek, he incredulously asked: “You really don’t hate me?”

Yan HeQing knew that Xue Yan’s plan to separate them was still lingering in Xiao YuAn’s mind, and it was understandable that he would ask it a few more times, so he patiently shook his head.

Xiao YuAn, after a few consecutive ‘oohh’, walked out of the wing room and went to the courtyard to wash up. After refreshing himself, he ran back in, and asked: “You really, really don’t want to eviscerate me?”

After getting another negative answer, Xiao YuAn nodded and went out again. After a while, he came back with a steamed bun in his mouth. Shortly after, he asked vaguely: “You don’t hate me, even for a little bit?” When he saw that Yan HeQing shook his head again, Xiao YuAn walked out of the door. A while later, he brought back a bowl of porridge for Yan HeQing’s breakfast. After that, he asked one more time: “When I asked you to go to the JingYang Palace, were you aware that I had good intentions?”

When Xiao YuAn took the trouble of going back and forth for the 18th time, and asked: “When you were my Imperial Bodyguard, didn’t you feel aggrieved?” Yan HeQing finally made his move.

Yan HeQing suddenly reached out and grabbed Xiao YuAn’s wrist, pulling him down onto his bed with force.

Xiao YuAn was still in a state of nagging, so he was caught off guard when he was pulled onto the bed. He was extremely confused, and when he finally reacted, he realized that his hands were twisted behind his back, while Yaan HeQing was firmly pressed against him, not giving him a chance to struggle.

Xiao YuAn: “….”

‘Aren’t you supposed to be the wounded one between us?! Can you behave like a normal injured person?!’

Xiao YuAn hadn’t finished his mental slander when he suddenly heard Yan HeQing say one word after the other, into his ear: “Xiao YuAn, if I said that I want to tear you apart right now, would you keep asking if I hate you?”

Xiao YuAn began to struggle under Yan HeQing: “You, you, you, calm down!”

‘Now Yan HeQing is clearly switching to his dark side!!!! Why did I have to provoke him for pure nonsense?!!!! Haven’t I had enough?!!’

They were still in the same position when the door of the wing room was suddenly pushed open, followed by the sound of a basin falling to the ground.

Lin Shenling’s eyes widened, and her entire body became stiff, frozen in place, while her hand was still maintaining the position of carrying the fallen basin. When she finally reacted, she covered her face as she shouted and ran away: “I’m sorry! I thought that Xiao-gongzi had gone to the medicinal shop, so I wanted to come in and clean the wing room! I’m sorry!!!”

“Wait, wait….!” Xiao YuAn spitted out two words with difficulty, when another head poked through the door.

“Oh, oohh.” Third Aunt gave an exaggerated yelp as she looked at their current positions, followed by closing the door for them: “Tsk, tsk, tsk, young people these days. Tsk tsk, being intimate in the daytime and damaging the public decency. Tsk tsk, it’s truly shameless. Oh, nono, I don’t have the face to look at them, I’m too embarrassed to look at them at all!”

Xiao YuAn: “….”

‘This is so embarrassing! Wait! Why did you close the door?!!’

Xiao YuAn overpowered Yan HeQing and pushed him back into the bed to lie down. After he covered Yan HeQing with a quilt, he rushed out of the wing room, shouting: “Let me explain!”

The sun rises at dawn, and while the morning lights fell from the eaves, Yan HeQing covered his lips and coughed twice. The corners of his mouth were full of uncontrollable laughter.

This chapter is too much 😂😂😂😂 XYA if you keep being annoying YHQ might use his own body to shut you up 

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YHQ: I want to tear you apart.

XYA: ‘Don’t go dark mode on me!!‘

Me, while translating that part: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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