Grand Dad Is The Pervert God

The merchants had lost all hope as they hid in the Manor.

All of them except one.

Everyone had lost hope except for Victoria.

That was because she knew something that one else knew.

It was absolutely impossible for Eros to have left his home unprotected and guided.

After all, there was a reason he hadn't taken them along with him.

Some of the merchants went on their knees, praying to their various gods.

Just when the barrage of blasts seemed as if they were going to swallow all in sight.

Three shadows moved.

Unlike most that had closed their eyes in fear of death's arrival, Victoria had not.

Her eyes were wide open.

This was an event that she was not willing to miss no matter what.

After all, she knew that they would come.

A figure suddenly appeared in front of the Manor. The figure had their hand to their side and their head bowed. From the looks of it, the person was holding a sword.

*Barrage Strikes of Lighting kisses*

The sword was suddenly unsheathed.

It was like a storm in the sky had suddenly settled on the earth.

Lightening strikes made the earth their home.

A marriage of lightning strikes and fireballs from the Clowns happened in the air.

*BOOM*BOOM*BOOM*

Explosions happened on all sides, and smoke went up into the air.

Explosions had happened, but the Clowns could not see the result of their attacks. a light feminine voice was suddenly heard.

"How dare you Fucking assholes!? You dare attack our home when our man is away? Do you think the Tate Family is so easy for you to bully?"

She waved her sword again and the smoke and dust were instantly cut through like hot knife through butter.

Before the clowns stood a beautiful busty woman. She was not fully clothed, and the Winter wind just so happened to blow right at this time, taking her long partially greyish hair and some clothes in the wind.

Of Course, a good portion of her body was still covered, but only barely.

She had a heroic stance and her sword in her added more to her aesthetic beauty. Her eyes were fully focused on the enemy before her.

With her beautiful facial features and extremely attractive caramel skin, she was the fantasy of any subservient man.

She was like a war Amazon goddess ready to fight for her home.

The clowns saw her and a few of them subconsciously licked their lips.

The thoughts of these clowns were easy to understand. However, this was not any delicate flower that they could touch.

Carren stepped forward. With her blade in had, it was obvious that she was ready to defend the Tate manor no matter what it took.

"I will only give you one warning. Cut off your balls and leave them behind as an apology. If not, forfeit your lives."

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"HUH!?" All the clowns were speechless about those words. It did not even make any sense.

"HAHAHAHHA!!!" There was suddenly a shyish laughter in the air. It echoed all around the battle place.

The Clowns looked around, but they could not see where it was coming from.

"Over here Stupids!" the voice called at the clowns.

They all looked up and there she was. Another half-naked woman.

However, this one had hair that looked like the rainbows had painted it themselves.

She was also somewhat half-naked. She sat on a floating staff with a large crystal on one end that glowed slightly in a rainbowlike light.

It was Xena.

Even as she sat on the floating staff, her excess supple flesh still leaked on either side. She was just that endowed.

"Forgive Sister Carren. What she means to say is either ways, you are all dead for touching our home. Our man will definitely be most angry with us if he hears that you walked out of this place alive."

The clown leading the other clowns Laughed weirdly, "Hehehehe... you little girls think you can threaten us, you have no idea who we are. We are of the Grand Order." He pointed at Xena, "seize her!" he ordered.

The other clowns laughed weirdly as a good number of them Immediately jumped in the air for her.

They were many of them. At least a hundred of them coming at her.

Victoria watched and rest watched what was happening from inside the manor.

Victoria was very worried that the Clowns would get Xena. However, what happened next surprised her.

pαndα,noνɐ1,сoМ "This move is not mine, but I'm sure he would not mind if I borrow a version of it. After all, I'm his Priestess," Xena giggled lightly as the crystal of her staff shone brightly.

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A burst of pink light rushed out of the crystal and unto her assaulters.

The clowns fell to the ground rolling around the place.

Many of them grabbed their heads and bashed it continually against rocks and stones, bleeding themselves to death. While some others ran around the place mounting their counterparts. Some others tore out their trousers and tried jerking off, but only succeeded in mutilating themselves.

The clown leading them looked around in surprise, "What...what did you do to them!?"

"Oh... It's nothing much. I only gave them the sexual frustration of thirty people. It's not as profound as what he did the other day, but I guess it's enough."

Xena laughed some more. Watching as the clowns destroyed themselves was too funny to watch.

One of them even went ahead to run into a home and stick his organ in a meat grinder.

There was suddenly chaos amongst the clowns. those that did not want to be mounted had no choice but to fight back.

The Clown that was leading frowned heavily.

However, he suddenly smiled. "Do you think that's all we have?" he waved his hand, "bring forth The Big Joke!"

The moment that name was heard, several clowns immediately ran out of the way.

"Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!" A loud roar was heard.

Suddenly, the earth shook lightly.

It was rhythmic.

Definitely, what so ever was coming was going to be very strong.

Xena was high in the air. She was the first to see it.

As it came, it destroyed the houses in its path as if they were nothing but toys.

This was a mini-giant man.

He was as big as a house and even bigger than some of them.

The giant had bulging muscles that threatened to burst out of his skin. On one hand, was a huge mallet that the giant used to clear the houses in his path.

Every step the giant took as it walked forward shook the earth well.

The giant was topless, which revealed well-rounded chest and abs.

Just like the other clowns, the giant's face was also painted.

"Shit!" Mr Bob cursed, "they are done for."

However, Victoria had not yet lost hope. Besides she noticed some things.

Firstly, Carren looked at the giant like she could not be bothered by its existence, and Xena still had a smile on her face.

Also, someone had not yet made an appearance.

The Giant clown walked forward and stopped a few meters to the Manor.

The Leader clown laughed wildly, "This is Big Joke. You, impudent girls, are about to see why we call him Big joke. How about you enjoy this one."

The leader Clown turned to the giant, "Knock! Knock!!"

The giant clown suddenly smiled, "who's there!?"

However, a feminine voice suddenly answered, "A neck without veins!"

*SLASH!*

It had happened fast. Even the clown leader had not seen the attacker.

The only thing everyone heard was the clean slicing of a blade across meat.

*FUSSSSHHHHH!!!!*

A rush of blood from the giant's neck jetted into the environment.

This was a very tall and big man.

His blood bathed everywhere like it was the fall of rain.

The giant's eyes suddenly turned white as its knees fell heavily to the ground.

His hands flared around in an attempt to cover up the hole that had been made in his neck. However, that hole would never be sealed.

First fell his heavy hammer, that just so happened to crush some of the clowns to meat paste and then he fell face flat to the ground.

The clown leader stood in surprise. He could not believe what had just happened before his eyes.

His secret weapon did not even have the privilege of showing his strength.

Before he knew it, it had touched the ground.

"How...how did you!?"

He suddenly heard a voice right by his ear. The voice was low and also feminine, "like this!"

*SLUSH!*

Another slicing sound was heard.

Instinctively, the Clown leader grabbed his neck. Just like the giant Clown had tried to seal the hole, so did he.

However, he was fortunate enough to have turned about to see why he died before he left this world.

She seemed to have materialized from the shadows. In fact, her dark hair still smoked like the dark...

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