Go to Hell, White Lotus

[43. Smile is a Real Man]

Thinking about Smile back in the days....Aiyou! What a shame! He was at such an innocent and silly age! And at that age, his stupidity was mainly invested into random hobbies....Bai Lian Hua deeply thought about it and realised....Half Crazy Smile! He wasn’t afraid of not having money to spend! He was only afraid of not having a place to spend this money!

Since Love Heart King’s appearance this morning, Hundred Day’s Red also lost interest in completing the tasks. He quickly said his farewells and logged off. Yun Yu also said that he had to go pick up more supplies for his store and logged off as well leaving the bored Bai Lian Hua alone. Bai Lian Hua did what Hundred Days Red had said and searched up Love Heart King’s black history......

Keywords: Storm, Half Crazy Smile, Day of Death, Hack, An Xiao An

What made him surprised was that there were quite a few results that came up. After randomly typing a few keywords, around 30 results appeared. What disappointed Bai Lian Hua was that more than half of these links or posts returned with “This website is not available” or “This post has been deleted”....

When he finally found a page that was not deleted, the contents of it however did not reach his expectatiions.

[Tree Hole] I’m so jealous of An Xiao An!!

Content:

After playing so many games together for the past year and a half, Smile Brother and An Xiao An can be considered as the gaming worlds legendary couple. But this post isn’t about admiring their relationship and their pure and innocent love. I just wanted to vent: You mom! Smile brother really is rich!

Game number one: “Under the Heavens” Well, I believe that everyones impression of this game was: F*ck! Other games’ conversion rate was 1:1. This f*cking games‘ conversion rate is actually 1.5RMB:1 gold! F*cking Hell!

If what Day of Death said was true [Photo] (Day of Death: Yeah, my equipment was gifted to me by my husband~ >////<)

Then after calculating Day of Death’s equipment and gear: [Photo][Photo][Photo][Photo]....

And assuming that he bought those with a seven day limit the total would be 3.7W RMB! 3750000! Begging to be adopted by Smile brother! I want to be your mistress! I want to live under your wide and generous wings and experience being taken care of like a goddess!!

And if he bought those with an unlimited time limit:.....16.4W

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In total, in all three games, the total amount Half Crazy Smile spent on Day of Death (based on 7 days): 9.24W! Seeing these figures, can you say yourself that you’re rich?!

If I calculated it as unlimited: 32.7W. This, this is almost the same as the down payment for a house! Do you guys understand what this means?!!

PS: When Smile no longer wants to play the game, An sister will sell the accounts on Tao Bao! The three accounts selling for 3.2W total! I heard that Smile said he didn’t want a single cent! 3.2! So cheap! Wait for Smile to quit the game and buy their accounts from An Xiao An! (Well, this is just a rumour. Everyone please don’t get too excited.)

1L: Wuwu T_T Smile brother is so generous. Wuwu such a shame that Great God doesn’t want a wife. I want to know how he treats his wife.........

2L: The poster above is stupid. Great God said that he didn’t want a wife because he didn’t want gold diggers around.

3L: Selling off the items, that’s horrible?!

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8L: Hey hey hey hey. This brother isn’t filthy rich. Please call me tall, rich and handsome.

9L: The above is Smile??

10L: Yes. OP if you have time calculating all this, you should use it to level up! Also, your calculations were wrong, it’s too little (Laugh). She’s selling the account after getting my approval, please don’t accuse my wife.

Bai Lian Hua felt that he was about to go crazy. He actually didn’t do his homework, didn’t complete his missions, didn’t play his game just to....just to see Smile and Love Heart King show off their love?!

Bai Lian Hua closed the webpage and changed to the game interface. However, he arrived to find that his private chat and the guild chat was lively again. Yeah, it’s very lively.....

[Guild] Half Crazy Smile: F*ck! Why! Why!

[Guild] Lonely like Snow: I’m the one who should be saying that!!!

[Guild] Half Crazy Smile: Motherf*cker! I really want to kill Li Shenzhou!

[Guild] Lonely like Snow: Don’t panic Smile. Let’s team up and kill him together /breaks table

[Guild] Half Crazy Smile: Why is my life so unfortunate that I am always associated with renyao!!

[Guild] Lonely like Snow: Laozi didn’t even discriminate against you, why are you discriminating against me?!!

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Bai Lian Hua silently swallowed as he read through the guild chat. What on earth happened? Did those two also die??

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: Wuwuwuwu Lotus sister I’m sorry wuwuwuwu

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: I will kill myself to atone!

Bai Lian Hua glanced at the time the message was sent and saw that only a few minutes had passed. After considering for a while, he decided to reply.

[Private chat] White Lotus: What happened?

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: I.....I........

[Private chat] White Lotus: ???

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: I’m sorry QAQ

[Private chat] White Lotus: What happened? ==

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: I got married....

[Private chat] White Lotus: !!!

[Private chat] Lonely like Snow: The groom is Smile....

[Private chat] White Lotus: Pfft! =口=

[Private chat] Lonely Like Snow: Lotus sister! Don’t worry, I will always remain loyal to you!

Who wants your loyalty? Bai Lian Hua silently retorted.

[Private chat] White Lotus: Congratulations. I wish you happiness.

[Private chat] Lonely Like Snow: Lotus! Don’t be like this! OTZ My heart hearts!

Bai Lian Hua’s mouth corners twitched as he ignored him. So what if you guys got married? Why are you expressing your loyalty to me? I, I....I don’t care about it! That’s right!

He then proceeded to turn on the world channel.....since he was flamed before, Bai Lian Hua had always kept the channel closed.

[World] I’m called Small Damage: Smile married again. Once again, I believe in true love...

[World] Bastard Hurry and Renew: I have a strange feeling...I hope Smile brother doesn’t encounter another renyao. One that cheats your feelings and your money.

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Looks like quite a few people already knew about it but it seems like everyone doesn’t seem to know that “An Xiao An” is Love Heart King? But a mere mortal like Bai Lian Hua cannot interfere with the troubles between the gods so he could only remain silent and did not ask Smile about his relationship with Love Heart King and Great God.

Some things, although it is in the past, can still leave a scar in the heart. Speaking of which........what is Half Crazy Smile doing? This is a question!

Li Shenzhou really felt that he is very unlucky. He merely updated the game with a new feature yet.....

“Puahahaha! You mean you and Great Gods female small account married?!!” Li Shenzhou openly bursted into laughter as he spoke to the other person on the phone, “Congratulations! At least Great God will definitely not cheat you of your money!”

“Who care’s about that!” Chen Tian tighly gripped onto his phone to the point that you could almost hear a slight crack.....You could tell based on his actions how hard he was trying to restrain himself. “Dear Shenzhou, I remember you said before that just listening to my voice made you get hard. So did you manage to release yourself after hearing me talk so much? That’s why you’re so happy?”

“Your sister! Getting hard is a normal physiological reaction! I’m not a eunuch!” Li Shenzhou yawned and proceeded to sit on his chair, “Chen Tian, let me recommend a profession to you. I heard that online there is a job called phone sex. Do you understand? It’s when you use the phone to make love! I heard the pay is pretty decent. It’s not impossible earning more than a hundred a day!”

Chen Tian controlled his urge to buy a plane ticket that would take him to the game headquarters and go on a killing spree. One by one, he squeezed out a few words: “ Oh. Is. That. So. So, can you explain to me why Great God and I got married? Ok?”

“Chrysanthemum Destroyer Chen Tian Tian! Did you think I would simply just tell you?”

“Get lost! I already said I’m not a Chrysanthemum Destroyer! Say it one more time and I will really destroy your chrysanthemum!”

.....The other side of the phone went quiet for a few seconds. “Ok fine. Don’t tell me you haven’t checked the introduction on the website? Once the instance is completed, you can get a loyal and unyielding love....in a way, it’s to help with promoting spending?”

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