Dungeon Defense (WN)

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She didn’t have even a single piece of cloth on her. Sitri’s large breasts and plump rear were on full display. I do think she has a nice body, but her current state looked pitiful so I grabbed a nearby blanket and tried to cover her.

“I am begging you here!”

Once I approached her, Sitri grabbed on to me and clung to my pants. If someone were to enter my quarters now, then they would probably think that I had done something bad. Furthermore……I saw it.

Something was hanging there!

There was something between Sitri’s legs―something that a female should definitely not have―something incredibly large and prominent was making its existence known!

“Guah!”

“Just tell me what to do! A blowjob? Do you want a blowjob?”

“No, I’m okay!?”

I shouted as if I were screaming. Come to think of it, Rank 12 Demon Lord Sitri was known as a bisexual in the game. However, I didn’t know that she herself was also ‘bi’. That wasn’t mentioned anywhere.

Sitri was a beauty with voluminous black hair. She had large breasts, a slender waist, and a plump butt, making her quite literally curvy in just the right places. However, there was another area that curved out. That heterogenous cannon overwhelmed everything else. It wasn’t even excited and it was approximately 15cm……. It was so large that even the black people in my world would probably get frightened…….

Sitri raised her head. There was blood flowing down her forehead. Her eyes glimmered scarily as she spoke.

“If you don’t want a blowjob, then……sex, you only want sex, huh? That’s okay. I’m good at that. Whether you like to get pounded or do the pounding, or maybe both, just tell me what you prefer!”

“Hiiiik!?”

The breasts in front of me bounced. They were truly impressive breasts. It would definitely feel like I’m in heaven if I were to bury myself in them. Nonetheless, rather than feeling any lust, I felt like my life was in danger.

That definitely wasn’t normal. It was a monster created by a mad scientist who came to hate females after being bullied during his school life, so he created it to destroy every female’s reproductive organ. He had somehow overlooked the fact that something that could destroy a female’s reproductive organ could also destroy a man’s as well. In other words, it could cause the calamity of mankind……. A nuclear weapon that could ruin even the creator himself.

“No way in hell!”

“B-But why? I can satisfy both heterosexuals and homosexuals! If you are not heterosexual or homosexual, then there is nothing I can do……ah.”

Sitri seemed to realize something as she let out a gasp. She then proceeded to give me a cautious and awkward gaze.

“I am asking this just in case, but do you perhaps get excited by animals……? It would be difficult for even me to satisfy those needs……. No, I do get it. I apologize, but would you compromise with me wearing an animal costume? I will do my best to imitate the sound the animal makes as well.”

“My sexual preference is absolutely normal and average!”

Sitri looked greatly puzzled.

“Then why are you turning me down? It’s definitely better to have both instead of only one…….”

“Don’t decide something like you’re doing some simple additions!”

This wasn’t some buy one, get one free event.

“Uhm, I’m not trying to brag, but my female part is amazing, you know?”

Sitri spoke while pushing her chest against my thigh.

“I can control every last crease according to my will. I can tighten it to the point of being able to break a walnut and make it soft like pudding! If you experience it even once, then you won’t be able to sleep with anyone else! I-I’m serious!”

“…….”

For a moment, a very brief moment, I almost felt tempted.

However, I shook my head and came back to my senses. Even if Sitri is the greatest instrument on the surface of the planet, I don’t want to sleep with a girl who has a 15cm cannon. This was a matter of perception than pleasure.

“How many times do I have to tell you? No.”

“Ah! You hesitated just now, right? Right? Were you tempted by my words?”

“A baseless slander. Please leave my quarters right this instant.”

I ordered her to leave.

“In the first place, Paimon is a high-ranking Demon Lord. The fact that you are trying to save that sort of individual with your body is outrageous. I will pretend as if this conversation never happened.”

“S-Sir Dantalian.”

Sitri brought her head to my shoe. I could hear her kissing it. This went beyond what a Rank 12 Demon Lord should do to a Rank 71 Demon Lord. That’s why I felt troubled.

“I beg of you. Big sis Paimon……you may not know her that well, but she has done many things for the Demon Lord army. She is not someone who does not know shame. If you show her benevolence, then she will undoubtedly pay you several times back…….”

If she came to me saying that the entire Mountain Faction would seek out revenge if I decide to kill Paimon, then I wouldn’t feel troubled. A Rank 12 Demon Lord has enough authority and ability to throw out a threat like that. However, Sitri fully acknowledged what she and Paimon had done was wrong and was desperately asking for my forgiveness. 

This was like the leader of a nation kissing the foot of a commoner. While naked, at that. Even if I was indeed planning to take Paimon’s life, Sitri’s desperation would definitely have made me reconsider.

Of course, she doesn’t know that I already decided to spare Paimon.

How should I use this?

“Mm.”

I furrowed my brows. I pretended as if I were thinking deeply. Once I did, Sitri believed that I was contemplating Paimon’s fate as she proceeded to beg even more desperately.

“Big sis Paimon won’t be the only one to repay you. I’ll pay you back as well. If you don’t like my body, then something else, I’ll pay you back with money or whatever.”

“…….”

“I’ll revere you like a maid that has been educated splendidly. Please believe me!”

“Miss Sitri.”

I spoke in a serious tone.

“I am not sure if you are aware of this, but Paimon had tried to set me up in the past as well. Originally, I was supposed to receive a public apology and compensation; however, I only received a private apology in consideration of Paimon’s image. She is someone whom I have already forgiven once.”

“T-That’s…….”

“There is no guarantee that something that happened once could happen again. However, it is highly likely for something that happened twice to happen again. Is this not so?”

“I will make sure that something like that never happens!”

Sitri hammered her forehead against the ground again.

“Hoo.”

I let out a sigh.

“……Very well, then. I will overlook this incident in consideration of Miss Sitri’s honor.”

“R-Really!?”

Sitri’s head shot up. Her face was filled with delight. The fact that she was smiling brightly despite the amount of blood flowing down her forehead was rather terrifying. She was now holding my shoe in both of her hands and raining kisses on it.

“Thank you! Sir Dantalian, thank you very much! I will never forget this favor!”

“It is not free.”

“Of course! Tell me whatever you need! I, Sitri, will even offer my life!”

I continued while looking down at her.

“I want you to listen to two requests regardless of the time and place.”

“Two requests?”

“Yes.”

I nodded.

“There is nothing in particular that I want from Miss Sitri. I made up my decision to forgive Paimon because of the sincerity you put into your apology. I cannot ask you for something right this instant; however, in the future, when I need Miss Sitri’s assistance, I wish for you to help me two times.”

Sitri pounded her chest confidently.

“I can easily do that much!”

“Do you understand? You have to obey me no matter what. Even if my request may result in you being hostile toward Paimon.”

“Uh, that’s…….”

She paused for a moment. However, a certain thought must have gone through her head as she immediately nodded.

“……I understand. Quite literally anything. I will comply with two of your wishes no matter what they may be.”

“All right. I will look forward to it.”

“If my strength is lacking and I am unable to grant your wish, then I will compensate you with my death. My life would have no meaning anyway without Big sis Paimon.”

Sitri gazed at me with a genuinely serious look.

“Sir Dantalian, you have basically spared the life of both Big sis Paimon and myself. A wish for a life. It’s simple if you think of it like that. I swear on my life and everything else that I will execute whatever Sir Dantalian asks of me on two occasions.”

I could hear the sincerity in Sitri’s tone.

I felt pleased. It wasn’t only because I managed to receive the favor of a powerful Demon Lord for free. Different from Ivar Lodbrok, Sitri acknowledged her mistake. She didn’t try to solve this politically but instead acted solely for the sake of rescuing Paimon. I liked that purity.

I was tired after the political chicken fight I had with Ivar earlier. I was beginning to feel depressed as I wondered if there was no one around me who didn’t act politically. At that moment, Sitri appeared and showed me her innocence―I’m not praising her or ridiculing her―and that pleased me.

I’m probably an unredeemable piece of trash for obtaining a political gain from such an innocent individual. Hahaha.

“But are you sure you don’t want my body? It’s amazing, you know? You could try closing your eyes and…….”

“I’m good!”

I also shouted from the bottom of my heart. I really don’t want that!

* * *

A hearing was held once the sun had set. The defendant was obviously Paimon. It was very evident that Paimon was in a severe state because of her messed up magic, but she dragged her suffering body here anyway to partake in the hearing. Her complexion was almost like that of a corpse and she couldn’t even manage to utter one proper sentence throughout the hearing.

As the plaintiff, I was asked what Paimon’s punishment would be.

Surprising to them, I wished for Paimon to be deemed innocent.

“……If we consider this, although Paimon’s aggression towards me is certain, there are also extenuating circumstances. The Mountain Faction stood as the vanguard today and contributed in our victory. Paimon, albeit late, corrected her ways and sacrificed herself for the Demon Lord army.”

I spoke while looking around at the other Demon Lords.

“Her crime cannot be forgiven. Whether it can be forgiven or not, the crime will remain as a crime. It will be like a stain that can never be cleaned. Nevertheless, I believe that she can compensate for her crimes by carrying out a good act that outweighs her crime. Therefore, I mercifully wish for the Mountain Faction and Paimon to be declared innocent.”

I bowed my head as I finished speaking.

Applause erupted from the Mountain Faction and the Neutral Faction. Most of the members from the Plains Faction let out a groan. They were emitting an aura that was saying that they’ll overlook this since I’m the one who made the decision. Brother Beleth seemed especially displeased as he was snorting all throughout the hearing.

Barbatos was……letting out a sigh. What a magnate. How respectful.

“I am also grateful for your magnanimous decision.”

The moderator of the hearing, Rank 5 Demon Lord Marbas spoke.

“Agares, Gamigin, Barbatos, and I made up our minds to respect Dantalian’s decision. Is there anyone here who opposes this?”

This meant that the high-ranking Demon Lords were all supporting me. There was no one here who would try to voice their opposition after hearing something like that. Marbas gave a satisfied nod before making a declaration.

“Then I hereby declare Paimon’s innocence. Shameful things have happened today, but that does not change that our Crescent Alliance has also come out victorious. It is not much, but I have prepared a banquet. I wish for you all to enjoy yourselves.”

The hearing ended smoothly. It was a result that pleased both the Mountain Faction and the Neutral Faction. It should probably be fine for me to expect them to treat me favorably from now on. 

Most importantly, this meant that there were now no more factions that were hostile toward me, Dantalian. Both the Mountain Faction and Neutral Faction were indebted to me and the Plains Faction was flat-out on my side. Having no enemies was incredibly important when it came to survival.

Brother Beleth grabbed me by the shoulder and took me toward where the rest of the Plains Faction had gathered. As I was being dragged along, I caught a glimpse of Paimon who happened to also be looking at me. She gave me a courteous nod. Was she thanking me……?

Like this, my first war came to an end.

From the entire Crescent Alliance’s perspective, the war has only just begun; however, it was over for me. There was now no more reason for me to step forward. My goal of making the human army and Demon Lord army collide had already succeeded―That was my only goal in this war.

The humans may have lost the first battle, but they haven’t completely gathered yet. Even now, almost a total of 100,000 reinforcements were still coming from the Frankish Empire, the Kingdom of Sardinia, the Kingdom of Bernicia, etc. They will carry out a grand skirmish against the Crescent Alliance…….

“Now then, Dantalian! Our hero! Drink as a hero should!”

“Drink! Drink! Drink!”

Although it feels like I won a bit too excessively in the verbal battle, oh well. Things don’t always go according to plan.

Let’s think about how to deal with the wine being poured by Brother Beleth right now.

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TL Note: Thanks for reading the chapter. I’ve barely had the time to work on these chapters cause I’ve been going out fairly often these past few days. Got one more meeting with friends tomorrow and I should be free again. Well, depending on how you define ‘free’. 

In any case, this is apparently the end of Arc 2 of the web novel. It’s also as far as the paperback version of this series got. I mentioned this before, but I will be making another post shortly after this with a character poll on it. People will be able to vote for their favorite characters thus far in the web novel version of Dungeon Defense. It’s been a long time since I last did this, so I hope people are still interested in these things. 

I’ll see you guys on that character poll.

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