Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

[H-Hello! I-Is this r-really him? Mr. Ishiyama—]

"Woah, woah! We’re the same— I believe you two are even older than me! Aren’t you thirty—"

[HEY! I’M NOT— I-It is you! You— How— ISN’T THIS A LITTLE TOO MUCH?!]

"Wut? Too much? I didn’t even know you guys were attempting to raid that place in the first place! Aren’t you fucks a little too dumb?! Lucy there saved ya—"

[Saved us?! HOW—]

"Hey, Tracy. Shut the fuck up for once and let me fucking talk. You have your little thing going on for a while but that shit stops now. They’re gonna send you back here in a few days and you’re gonna think long and hard about what you fucks did."

[Are you fucking serious right now?! What we’re doing— WHAT WE’RE DOING IS—]

"Suicide. Basically suicide with extra steps. How much do you know about the Garcia Family?"

[Malachi knows more but— T-They’re the main source of t-the ’Doll’ business! T-They—]

"I’ll throw you a bone. They use to be one of the main sources of the ’Doll’ business, but due to how lucrative it was, more people decided to pick it up. However, the Garcia Family is one of the former Six Main Families from the Cuervo Cartel, namely: the Cuervo, the Rivas, the De Leon, the Castillos, the Alvarez, and the Garcia Family."

[W-Wait… former? We know they belong in a cartel but— did their numbers decrease by any chance?]

"Yes and no."

[W-What do you mean?]

"That’s why I’m telling you it’s fucking suicide. You’ve been going on with the information Malachi’s father gathered from the past and yeah, it’d be much better for you all to cut your losses and head back. I’ll handle it."

[How can you possibly handle it?! You have no idea—]

"I actually do, you were the ones who don’t have any fucking idea. Scouting is good and shit but getting caught by the loudest and most careless bunch from the De Leon Family is just a failure on your part."

[Again, tell me how—]

"I just can, and you just have to accept that. How about this though? If you behave yourselves once your group is in transport, I’ll give you a chance to see it to the end. But if you continue to treat your small wins to flawless victories, I’ll just ask Lucy to cut you guys loose and see where you’ll end up with your methods."

[Please…]

"Please what?"

[I really wanna know how you’ll do it… I really have to or else I’ll never— I’ll just blow myself up once I get in and take as much as I can with me…]

"Pfft…"

[Y-You’re—]

"Yes, I’m laughing. Don’t go Valhalla on me— and don’t tell me that’s your grand plan? That’s barely a stalemate if you ask me. If you wanna win against those fucks, you take everything from them and have the luxury to watch it till the end. And again, I dunno if you still remember but I’m gonna let you experience the same feeling when I let you untie that know and let that fucker break into pieces.

That much I could promise you…"

[...]

"Tracy?"

[...]

"Tra—"

[It’s Malachi now—]

"Holy fucking shit— Your voice always catches me off-guard. ’Sup, dude?"

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"Oi, don’t go quiet on me after that! I’m serious here!"

[You don’t sound too serious, honestly.]

"It’s just how I talk. You would’ve noticed if you didn’t leave that early the first time—"

[Then tell me something… and give me your word.]

"This is all talk, but okay—"

[Are you with them?]

"With who?"

[You know what I’m talking about. Just answer me honestly.]

"Yes and no."

[That’s— I don’t know if you’re being honest or not. Explain.]

"How can I explain that? At least not on the phone, you know, some people could be listening."

[I know for a fact that this line’s secure.]

"Look, I’m gonna repeat myself for the last time: calm your tits for the moment and let them take you to my place to regroup. I’m a busy guy so I can’t tell you my whole plan right now—and I’mma be honest, it’s still half-baked and we’re still working on it. In any case, you fucks would’ve been this night’s attraction in the Garcia’s Casino-Resort, so let’s just say what I’m doing is still better."

[...]

"You lost today, live to fight again tomorrow—not literally but maybe~ in a few months."

[We can’t wait that long—]

"Unless one of you is dying, you CAN wait that long. And how long have you guys been on the road doing shadow shit?"

[...]

"Never stopped, huh? Newsflash, if my calculations are correct, you’ve been at it for close to a year. Your luck had run out and you are all so exhausted both physically and mentally, you have to resort to terrorist tactics. I really don’t want to say this next phrase but you have to stop, collaborate, and listen…"

As soon as I said that, I heard a few choked laughters from behind, but I kept a straight face while I was met with silence from the other line. However, a cackle that almost sounded like it came from Quinn—obviously Lucy’s—came from the other side and broke the tension almost immediately.

But yeah, I brought back Malachi to the reality of their situation again because their only choice right now was to continue on their foolish attempt to take down their last goal, or bide their time and wait to reap the benefits by barely doing anything.

In all fairness, I was just trying to put them down so that they’d be discouraged to try anything more because yeah, they were running on fumes and needed a nice bath, followed by warm food and a good night’s sleep.

While I gave them my number, they barely called back or sent us updates, and while their streak was fucking hot, it’d be a different story once they got caught by their target’s affiliate family.

And speaking of affiliate family members, it was finally time for the Deweys to come back with Lori and Lisa—and obviously, June wanted to stay behind.

They were bound to be lifted off tomorrow morning once one of the Marine’s helicopters flew back, and it would have enough space since their passengers would be staying put and would be sailing back with their two ships once the clean-up process was finished.

"I thought you’d ask them if I can stay for a few more days?!"

I scratched the side of my cheek, "We did, and you’ve been here for more than a couple of weeks…"

"B-But it didn’t feel like it! Can’t I just stay?! I’ll miss you all a-and— Lori and Lisa can replace me— Ow!"

"For one, you’re irreplaceable, and two, as much as I would want you here with us, you have duties in your home you have to keep up with. Besides, you can always visit like Ilana and—"

"B-But—"

"No buts! Of course, we’ll miss you but it’s just time for us to split up for the moment. Here’s the thing though: I’ll need you to lock in with your training, but at the same time, you’ll have to convince me and find a way that I’m gonna need you on our trip to Japan or to any of my expeditions.

The odds will be stacked against you since I can mostly do what you can already, but since my hands are always full, you have a bit of a wiggle room."

"..."

"June?"

"..."

"If you wait too long, you’ll be July— Ow!"

"Alright, I’ll do it!"

"Do what?"

"My best!"

"Sure, heh."

"Don’t laugh at that, I said I’m giving it my all!"

"Woo… Woo-hoo?"

"Argh! You’re so— Argh! I ain’t going out of this room until I’m satisfied! Sexually!"

"You sure about that?"

"U-Umm… I mean— Iyaaaaah~!!!"

At that point, I hadn’t even done anything when June got dragged in front of my eyes, but the funny thing was, that Quinn was still on the phone with Lucy. And honestly, out of everyone from the single digits, Lucy was the one she was talking to like a sister—or maybe that’s just because they were both women, mostly.

Still, in our current timeframe, Quinn would also leave with the Dax, Sheepy, and their posse in a few days—because even now, it’d be safe enough to use our boats for transport.

If anything, I’ve given myself a deadline because in those few days—not to disparage Mauro’s infertility or anything, if I didn’t manage to knock her up, I would consider myself to be in the same shoes as him.

Worse yet, I haven’t even dabbled in PEDs and was a lifetime natural—and even though we were both having symptoms of Hyperspermia, I’ve talked a lot of shit having both superior volume and quality.

So yeah, Quinn was busy yapping on the phone before I started to warm her up by pulling down on her shorts and parting her lower lips with my tongue.

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