"Very good. I see what you see and i know every single thing you perceive in that puny brain of yours. So explore this endless void and conquer everything in my stead.
And even if it takes you an eternity to do it, i care not. I shall seal the heavens and make this my own.
My domain. My sanctuary. HAHAHA!" and what followed was the longest and loudest laughter i had ever heard in my young life.
Hmmm. I guess I should learn how to mimic that annoying laughter of my master. HAHAHA!
* * *
I thought about my enigmatic Maker and wondered how he became the way he was right now.
Then i banished the unwanted thoughts completely after i felt an eerie feeling crawl down my skin. HAHAHA!
"Is that you, master?" i asked but no one answered. Typical. HAHAHA!
Then let me get this party going. The luminescent facade that hid my body disappeared from view to completely reveal my form to anyone who has eyes on their heads. HAHAHA!
"Halt!"
"Ten bronze coins to enter!" an armored soldier barred my path into the city.
My eyes scanned the barricade and i saw the tall imposing walls that hindered my path towards further progress inside.
"I don't understand what you're saying? What was that?" I said after the moron asked me with some language that hadn't been written yet.
Or at least wasn't recorded on the list of the available known languages I brought up with me.
"Computer, analyze the language and…"
"SPY!"
"SLASH!" and that was when all hell broke loose. HAHAHA! The soldier brandished his long sword and took a swipe at me.
I would have been certainly decapitated if not for the clear translucent barrier that enclosed my body inside its safe haven.
"Wait up! Wait! This is only just a mere misunderstanding! We don't have to…" I started to reason out.
"Arrows!" but the big guy shouted some gibberish.
It was after a few breaths that the moonlit lands turned even darker with the shadows casted upon the multiple fast projectiles that were aiming down my head.
Tap Tap Tap! But same as the last. All were proven ineffective against my handy battle suit. Try harder fools! HAHAHA! I laughed at my unseen assailants inside.
"A cultivator?! Call the City Lord! Quickly!" they roared the same trash talks and did not stop raining arrows on my good self.
"Hmmm. Am I that ugly enough to be hated on sight?" I lamented within.
"Language completely analyzed...
Adding the data to the list of known languages in the library…"
the voice clearly registered in my ears which gave me at least a modicum of breathing space from all this debacle caused by a simple misunderstanding.
If I had known this to happen, then I would have brought a translator with me. At least that moronic can will be eating this rain of arrows for me. HAHAHA!
"I come in peace! Let me talk to your…" and my voice stopped at that last word before I felt the world turned upside down a couple of times until it stabilized after a few tumbles here and there.
FUCK!
What the hell just happened?!
I wanted to speak but deemed my efforts wasted. I could not even breath, much less move my jaw and make words from nothing. HAHAHA!
My last vision was that of a 28-year-old body standing in tight blue jeans and fitting white t shirt with great abs plastered clearly on the surface of the upper garment.
"Is that me? Where's my shades and cool black cap?" a hollow question echoed at the back of my mind but none returned to answer me back to clarify things up. HAHAHA!
"But I'm right he…" I added in observation but simply couldn't finish up the words. These were my last thoughts before everything went dark.
I'm sorry, master! One and O in favor of the home team. HAHAHA!
* * *
"Congratulations on experiencing your first death, Clone No. 9,364,711,813,098." a voice greeted my ears.
FUCK!
Did I really die?
I tried to recall how I went down but I got nothing important in the end. What a loser. HAHAHA!
My vision scanned the area I was in and quickly noticed the lush foliage of green hues that gave their beautiful reflection at my eyes.
Is this heaven? Hmmmm. Maybe I should just stay here. HAHAHA! Seemed like nothing could get hurt me inside the safety of this place.
"Who are you?" I asked at the voice that welcomed me. These geeks all sound the same.
"I am Nomad. Your friendly neighborhood computer." the moron tried to deliver some humor. To be honest, it did impress me a bit. HAHAHA!
"I see. So you visit me again, my master's able quest giver." I replied and thought at this stupid can that gave me nothing but zero information.
This was the second AI inside the compartment of my warship. It would pop up every now and then to dazzle me with its nonsense but I did not let each opportunity go to waste.
I used every method to gain even a tiny bit of material about my master from it. But sadly, its programs were even more complicated than what my ten-year-old brain could handle. HAHAHA!
"That I am! HAHAHA!" it responded with a cringe laughter.
WTF!
Does this piece of wires and circuitry also want to mimic my master? What has the world become today? HAHAHA!
"So Nomad... what can you give me? And is this heaven?" I wanted to get something out of this confusing situation.
"This is not heaven, you fool! HAHAHA! Here, look at your techniques." the invisible can answered me back.
And immediately afterwards, a screen appeared before my eyes with texts that accompanied the nice presentation of the layout.
Acquired techniques:
1. Point Flux – access granted
2. Wisdom of the Sage – access denied
3. Unbreakable Body – access denied
4. Heaven Divide – access denied
5. Eternal Eyes – access denied
6. Elemental Dominion – access denied
7. Shattered Image – access denied
8. Quintessence Shift – access denied
9. Holy Mantras of the Daoist – access denied
....
The fuck!
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