I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
6 Latest Chapters
- Chapter 381 - Chapter 381: Chapter 312 The Building on Black Mountain? Strange Prohibitions!_1
- Chapter 380 - Chapter 380: Chapter 311 Spiderfolk DNA Molecule! A New Realm Breaking Task?_1
- Chapter 379 - Chapter 379: Chapter 310 Combined Divine Technique! Instantly Kill the Spiderfolk!_1
- Chapter 378 - Chapter 378: Chapter 309: Terrifying Passive Mutant Ability!_1
- Chapter 377 - Chapter 377: Chapter 308 Realm Breaking Task, Completed!_1
- Chapter 376 - Chapter 376: Chapter 307 Blessed Land Massacre! Cai Ji’s Innate Ability?_1
Chapter List
- Chapter 321 - Chapter 321: Chapter 255 LV9’s Home Crystal!
- Chapter 322 - Chapter 322: Chapter 256: Death under the Peony Flower, a Romantic Ghost?
- Chapter 323 - Chapter 323: Chapter 257: How to Handle the Home Crystal?
- Chapter 324 - Chapter 324: Chapter 258: A Keepsake of Commitment? Three New Heroes!
- Chapter 325 - Chapter 325: Chapter 259: Destroy the World Crystal? The Principal’s Question!
- Chapter 326 - Chapter 326: Chapter 260 – The Fall of the Nine Star Newborn! The killer Yao Zhixue?
- Chapter 327 - Chapter 327: Chapter 261: Instantly Killing Shi Feng! The Terror of Yao Zhixue!
- Chapter 328 - Chapter 328: Chapter 262: Self-defense? They are all scumbags!
- Chapter 329 - Chapter 329: Chapter 263: You Smell Like Another Woman!
- Chapter 330 - Chapter 330: Chapter 264: Zhao Yunxiao Arrives! The News of Old Bai’s Death?
- Chapter 331 - Chapter 331: Chapter 265: The Li People Tribe? Slaves or Vassals?
- Chapter 332 - Chapter 332: Chapter 266: Seven Great Ghost Kings with Ghost Faces! Territory covering the whole country!
- Chapter 333 - Chapter 333: Chapter 267: Lu Mengmeng Blocks the Way! Strange Skill!
- Chapter 334 - Chapter 334: Chapter 268: Imperial Jade Liquor! Which House Has the Best Excavator Technology!
- Chapter 335 - Chapter 335: Chapter 269: Kang Yongchang’s Reward! The battle of the top ten hidden dragons begins!
- Chapter 336 - Chapter 336: Chapter 270 Beast Desire Organization! Wilderness Mutation!
- Chapter 337 - Chapter 337: Chapter 271: The First Trial of Loving Peach Blossom Eyes!
- Chapter 338 - Chapter 338: Chapter 272: Where is Yang Ru’er’s Mutation Location?
- Chapter 339 - Chapter 339: Chapter 273 begins! Wilderness! The terrifying Jerry!
- Chapter 340 - Chapter 340: Chapter 274: Soul Crystal? Slaughter at the Hyena Man Camp!
- Chapter 341 - Chapter 341: Chapter 274: Soul Crystal? Slaughter at the Hyena Man Camp! _2
- Chapter 342 - Chapter 342: Chapter 275: Beast Desire Member! Born Bad Seed!
- Chapter 343 - Chapter 343: Chapter 276: First Try of the Rabies Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 344 - Chapter 344: Chapter 277: Reconnaissance Map? Human Traces!
- Chapter 345 - Chapter 345: Chapter 278: Hyena Man Kayal! Werewolf Flereya!
- Chapter 346 - Chapter 346: Chapter 279: Slave Hunting Group? Different Races Sex Slave!
- Chapter 347 - Chapter 347: Chapter 280 Beastman Empire, The Seven Great Royal Families!
- Chapter 348 - Chapter 348: Chapter 281: Sworn Enemy? Human Traffickers, Deserve to Die!
- Chapter 349 - Chapter 349: Chapter 282: The Second Human Race Trial Participant!
- Chapter 350 - Chapter 350: Chapter 283: Rabies Virus, Outbreak!
- Chapter 351 - Chapter 351: Chapter 284: Killing Kayal instantly! Flereya’s decision!
- Chapter 352 - Chapter 352: Chapter 285 Zheng Cheng vs Flereya! Adrenaline Excitement Technique vs. Secondary Frenzy!_1
- Chapter 353 - Chapter 353: Chapter 286 Slave Flereya! King Wolf!_1
- Chapter 354 - Chapter 354: Chapter 287 Penicillin Parasite Body Shield LV6! The Quirky Characteristics 2!_1
- Chapter 355 - Chapter 355: Chapter 288: The Fallen Ones Pledge Loyalty! The Mad Jia Peiran!_1
- Chapter 356 - Chapter 356: Chapter 289: The Ten-Thousand-Year Ancient Tree, Cui Xiabing’s Ambition!_1
- Chapter 357 - Chapter 357: Chapter 290: Assemble! Pursue and Kill Zheng Cheng!_1
- Chapter 358 - Chapter 358: Chapter 291: Counter-kill! The Spirit of the Ancestor!_1
- Chapter 359 - Chapter 359: Chapter 292: Rabies Virus Spreads! The Terrifying Fratricide!_1
- Chapter 360 - Chapter 360: Chapter 293: Plague Outbreak! The Calamity of Clan Extinction!_1