Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
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SUMMARY
If you're looking for Beers and Beards, you're in the right place! That's the original title and story. Please ignore the cover, it's a fun play on the current storyline. Please read the blurb below instead!
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?
Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode.
Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad!
A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights and injuries. No elves or harems allowed.
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6 Latest Chapters
Chapter List
- Book 3: Chapter 40: Dwarven Influencer
- Book 3: Chapter 41: Magic is Hard
- Book 3: Chapter 42: Nitro
- Break Day
- Book 3: Chapter 43: The Third Month of the Year 8000
- Book 3: Chapter 44: Wet and Dry
- Book 3: Chapter 45: Dwarf, Interrupted
- Book 3: Chapter 46: Imperial Majesty
- Book 3: Chapter 57: Up Schist Creek
- Big Announcement: Hearthcon
- Book 3: Chapter 48: Tourmaline Barnes
- Book 3: Chapter 49: Gonna Wreck It
- Book 3: Chapter 50: Goats
- Book 3: Chapter 51: He Drinks a Lager Drink
- Book 3: Chapter 52: Decocting Gravity
- Book 3: Chapter 53: Bocks and Balls
- Book 3: Chapter 54: 'Smokin
- Book 3: Chapter 55: Unorthodox Fishing
- Book 3: Chapter 56: Therapy
- Book 3: Chapter 58: Meeting Old Friends
- Book 3: Chapter 59: The Redlip Riot (1)
- Book 3: Chapter 61: Deja Vu
- Book 3: Chapter 62: Beer Goggles
- Book 3: Chapter 64: Lords and Ladies
- Book 3: Chapter 65: The Garden of Graves
- Book 3: Chapter 66: Coins
- Book 3: Chapter 67: Bedrock
- Book 3: Chapter 68: Contingency Number Two
- Book 3: Chapter 69: In deep shit
- Book 3: Chapter 70: Duck, Duck, Dwarf
- Book 3: Chapter 71: Of Gods and Ex-Men
- Book 3: Chapter 72: Final Format
- Book 3: Chapter 73: All's Faire in Love and War
- Book 3 Official Release on Amazon!
- Book 3: Chapter 74: Iris Barnes
- Book 3: Chapter 75: India Pale Ale
- Book 3: Chapter 76: Son of Sam